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Joe Giudice: Busted for DUI

Friday, January 15th, 2010


Forget The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Meet The Real Moronic Househusband of... New Jersey.

Joe Giudice, who is married to reality TV's favorite table-thrower Teresa Giudice, crashed his car early this morning and now finds himself in trouble with two different police departments.

Captain Ed Rosellini of the Montville Township Police told E! News the accident took place around 1:45 a.m. and:

"It was a motor vehicle accident, and he was taken to the hospital. Officers believed he had a drink and he was then tested for alcohol and charged accordingly."

Joe and Teresa Giudice

Giudice was taken to the Morristown Memorial Hospital. After a blood sample was taken, he was charged with driving while intoxicated, reckless driving, careless driving, and failure to maintain a traffic lane.

But that's not all!

The incident tipped off the nearby Clifton Police Department, which proceeded to arrest Joe on an outstanding warrant for a number of city ordinance violations. He posted $2,625, got out of jail around 6 a.m. and headed home... to face the wrath of his four children and insane wife.

Good luck, buddy!

Teresa Giudice Vomits at Sight of Bethenny Frankel Naked

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009


The thought of Tara Reid nude in Playboy makes us sick.

Apparently, Teresa Giudice can relate. The Real Housewife of New Jersey responded to Bethenny Frankel's naked PETA ad yesterday and Tweeted:

"To quote Bethenny: 'I just threw up a little in my mouth.'"

Giudice - whose feud with Frankel stems from a September interview the latter gave in which she referred to Teresa as her "least favorite housewife" because she's "whiny and unintelligent" - added that Bethenny is a liar.

Teresa Giudice PicBethenny Frankel Nude

The reality TV bragged this week that she was "already pregnant" when the photo was taken and was "pleased" with how it turned out "because it doesn't look like there's been any airbrushing."

"Help me understand this," Giudice wrote. "Bethenny is happy with her naked pic because she was 'already pregnant' at the time. She says she's now three months along, but she did the shot in August. Even if she's four months pregnant now, she would've been, like, one hour pregnant in the pic.

"Someone tell Bethenny that sperm does not make you look fat, and I'm not buying the airbrushing thing in any case."

The claws, and buttocks, are out in full force!

You tell us, readers: do you agree with Teresa? Would you tap Bethenny Frankel's exposed ass?

Teresa Guidice Gives Birth to Another Daughter

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009


Teresa Giudice of The Real Housewives of New Jersey sort-of-fame gave birth to another baby girl on Monday at Hackensack Hospital in New Jersey.

Her name? Audriana. Yes, think Audrina Patridge and Adriana Lima combined.

Aside from her name, Audriana is healthy, weighing in at 7 lbs. and 10 oz.

"Teresa, her husband Joe and their girls are doing great," a rep from Bravo, which airs the classy Real Housewives franchise, said in a statement.

Teresa Giudice Picture

Teresa Giudice has become a mother for the fourth time.

New Jersey's favorite mom already has three daughters with her husband Joe. We're happy they are welcoming another into their stable home.

Congratulations to the pair on the birth of Audriana, who will no doubt grow up, Google her mom and see her famous table-flipping freak out.

Heck, let's relive it again right here for good measure!

On the Real Housewives of New Jersey finale, Giudice absolutely flipped her $h!t - and flipped a table - at "prostitution whore" Danielle Staub ...


Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale Meltdown!

What Was the Best Celebrity Feud of the Week?

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

From Speidi and Al Roker squaring off on Today and in the press, to Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa Giudice and Danielle Staub nearly coming to blows, this week was chock full of quality celebrity feuds designed to entertain us.

Not to be outdone, Sarah Palin and David Letterman continued their war or words from last week before eventually reaching a detente, while Kate Gosselin delivered a nice spanking to daughter Leah and Stephanie Pratt eschewed nutrients.

Which was your favorite celebrity showdown? Vote in our poll below!

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Which was the best celebrity feud this week?

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale Meltdown: Teresa Giudice Flips Out on “Prostitution Whore” Danielle Staub

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

Last night on the epic season finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Teresa Giudice went absolutely nuclear, flipping over a table and berating co-star Danielle Staub as a "prostitution whore," among other choice adjectives.

In front of several of the cast members' children, too. Awesome.

There's a bunch of back story here, most of it involving Danielle's coke whore past and "the book" that describes it in detail, but that's really secondary.

You don't have to be a Real Housewives of New Jersey devotee to appreciate the insanity below, in which Teresa Guidice flips the f*%k out on Danielle Staub, who one gets the impression was told to show up by Bravo producers with this in mind.

This clip should do wonders for the Garden State's reputation:


Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale Meltdown!