Archive for the 'Abs' Category

Kim Kardashian is going for six-pack abs.

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

Kim Kardashian posted a picture from her Muscle and Fitness photoshoot this week on her blog. She is saying she is now on her way to six pack abs. Good lord, if all these sexpot planets align, the universe may well explode.

Alright guys, I have been going sooo hard in the gym, and I really feel it’s paying off! My tummy is soo toned. Why is it that the top part gets ripped first and the lower part is sooo hard to tone up!? I am determined to have a six pack by summer! In a feminine way of course.

I plan to follow this story closely for any new developments or arousals. I wish I had more pictures, but I failed.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is, well, in Shape!

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Julia Louis-Dreyfus apparently has rockstar abs. She’s 48. Are you kidding? A part of me wants to discount this to photoshop retouching…but another part of me, the one that makes all my decisions, just wants to touch those abs..if you know what I mean. Anyways, she still rocks our world. Check out the full sized mag cover below by clicking on the thumbnail.

Britney Spears has some nice abs.

Friday, January 30th, 2009

From the Hollywood fat to the Hollywood flat. Britney’s back, beotch! Here is a picture of Britney in a bikini top, and wow oh wow, what a stomach she has now! This is the old Britney! Maybe Jessica Simpson should call Britney and get on this plan, think? My lord, she looks like she is in fighting shape! Britney, not Jessica….well, maybe Jessica is in fighting shape. She could certainly roll over on a man and smother him!

Josh Holloway, kinda fat if you ask me.

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

I know, I know, all you ladies are probably saying to yourself, “you’re a hater!” Fact is, I am not, I am just really picky when it comes to my own abs. I find that any flab is completely and totally unacceptable. If you look closely, you see signs of love-handles. Sorry ladies, I am a male ab expert, so I would know. I barely work out and my abs are rock hard. Because I rock, and Josh Holloway does not rock.

Enjoy the pictures anyways.