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Jenna Jameson claims Tito Ortiz is full of it when accusing her of being high on OxyContin during their altercation Monday - because she passed a drug test.

One day after the domestic incident that left Tito Ortiz arrested for assault, the test, administered by American Toxicology Inc. in Las Vegas, was negative.

The porn queen's system had no trace of 10 drugs she was screened for - including cocaine, weed, meth and Oxycodone, a major ingredient of OxyContin.

After his arrest, Tito claimed the incident was sparked by Jameson's addiction to OxyContin, and that she fell over in the tub. Jenna vehemently denies this.

Now, after receiving the results of the test, Jenna is reaffirming her claim that she was attacked: "I am definitely not addicted to OxyContin or any drug.”

Is Tito just trying to save his a$$ by slandering Jenna?

Reports suggest Ortiz threw Jameson in the tub. Tito denies this, suggesting she took a nasty spill herself. Is he lying, or is the truth somewhere in between?

Jenna's attorney, Ronald Richards, said the following:

"The lab tests clearly exonerate Jenna Jameson of any hint, iota, or suggestion that she ingested or was under the influence of any controlled substances."

"Statements made by anyone to the contrary are completely impeached by the results from this prestigious testing facility.” So where do we go from here?

Despite two contradictory statements Jenna made in the hours after the incident, clean test results cast some doubt on Ortiz's theory that Jenna relapsed.

Who do you believe?

She may star in mundane romantic comedies, but Jennifer Lopez is nothing but an original when it comes to fashion.

Remember her iconic dress at the 2000 Grammy Awards? Or her catsuit on New Year's Eve?

J. Lo has always pushed the style envelope, likely to distract from her floundering career. Case in point:

Look at how she wore her hair at the UK premiere of The Back-Up Plan. It's smart PR, really. Now people will talk about that thing on her head instead of that awful movie on the screen...

What do you think of J. Lo's hair?

We can't imagine anyone would wish to copy this hairstyle, but what do you think of Lopez's dress in the photos below? You can find it, and other celebrity fashion ideas, in our new THG store!

[Photos: Splash News]

She may star in mundane romantic comedies, but Jennifer Lopez is nothing but an original when it comes to fashion.

Remember her iconic dress at the 2000 Grammy Awards? Or her catsuit on New Year's Eve?

J. Lo has always pushed the style envelope, likely to distract from her floundering career. Case in point:

Look at how she wore her hair at the UK premiere of The Back-Up Plan. It's smart PR, really. Now people will talk about that thing on her head instead of that awful movie on the screen...

What do you think of J. Lo's hair?

We can't imagine anyone would wish to copy this hairstyle, but what do you think of Lopez's dress in the photos below? You can find it, and other celebrity fashion ideas, in our new THG store!

[Photos: Splash News]

Ashley Greene and Vanessa Hudgens are featured in the latest issue of Nylon.

But these aren't the only young actresses the magazine focuses on for its Young Hollywood edition. AnnaLynne McCord also received her own spread in the publication, highlighted by a series of unusual looks on the 90210 star.

What did she think of them all? McCord dished as she posed:

“This preppy look with the red lip and the hat is the cutest one. It’s something I wouldn’t usually try.”

"I love wearing my hair in a high ponytail. Ryan Murphy requested it for this scene on Nip/Tuck in which he wanted me to look bitchy."

“It’s not often that I get to do high fashion anymore. I really enjoyed that when I was modeling - as an actress, it’s usually like, ‘Keep her pretty and glam.’ I totally would rock a toned-down version of this look.”

You tell us, readers: Which of these looks is your favorite on McCord?

Ashley Greene and Vanessa Hudgens are featured in the latest issue of Nylon.

But these aren't the only young actresses the magazine focuses on for its Young Hollywood edition. AnnaLynne McCord also received her own spread in the publication, highlighted by a series of unusual looks on the 90210 star.

What did she think of them all? McCord dished as she posed:

“This preppy look with the red lip and the hat is the cutest one. It’s something I wouldn’t usually try.”

"I love wearing my hair in a high ponytail. Ryan Murphy requested it for this scene on Nip/Tuck in which he wanted me to look bitchy."

“It’s not often that I get to do high fashion anymore. I really enjoyed that when I was modeling - as an actress, it’s usually like, ‘Keep her pretty and glam.’ I totally would rock a toned-down version of this look.”

You tell us, readers: Which of these looks is your favorite on McCord?

When in need of some Jennifer Aniston gossip on a slow week:

1. Say she's pregnant at least or has big "baby news"
2. Say she's secretly meeting up with / doing Brad Pitt
3. (Or dating Gerard Butler / rom-com co-star du jour)
4. Talk about her "revenge" body or some nonsense

Having bled 1-3 dry, it was time for #4 this week for a certain celebrity news tabloid. And why not. After losing a staggering SEVEN pounds, life is grand for Jen!

Jen's easy plan - diet and exercise - may just work for you!

There's little doubt that while recently shooting Just Go With It with Adam Sandler, Jen looked hotter than ever ... or at least since the last time this story ran.

“She looked as if she’s lost an entire dress size,” a witness reports. “She was really petite and avoided the food on the craft services table. She has discipline.”

Thanks to self-control and a newfound philosophy on eating and exercise, Jen’s achieved her best body ever. Friends say that the actress is "totally ecstatic."

Eh, she looks the same to us. Not that it's a bad thing. Click to enlarge some Jennifer Aniston pictures from our archives and see if you see any change ...

When in need of some Jennifer Aniston gossip on a slow week:

1. Say she's pregnant at least or has big "baby news"
2. Say she's secretly meeting up with / doing Brad Pitt
3. (Or dating Gerard Butler / rom-com co-star du jour)
4. Talk about her "revenge" body or some nonsense

Having bled 1-3 dry, it was time for #4 this week for a certain celebrity news tabloid. And why not. After losing a staggering SEVEN pounds, life is grand for Jen!

Jen's easy plan - diet and exercise - may just work for you!

There's little doubt that while recently shooting Just Go With It with Adam Sandler, Jen looked hotter than ever ... or at least since the last time this story ran.

“She looked as if she’s lost an entire dress size,” a witness reports. “She was really petite and avoided the food on the craft services table. She has discipline.”

Thanks to self-control and a newfound philosophy on eating and exercise, Jen’s achieved her best body ever. Friends say that the actress is "totally ecstatic."

Eh, she looks the same to us. Not that it's a bad thing. Click to enlarge some Jennifer Aniston pictures from our archives and see if you see any change ...

Great news on the Bret Michaels front today

A week after suffering a brain hemorrhage, the hospitalized rock star is responding positively to tests and treatment. According to the latest message on his website, doctors are optimistic that Michaels will make a full recovery.

"We thank you all for your continued support and outpouring of well wishes for Bret," reads the website posting. "While additional studies are planned throughout the week to hopefully detect the exact cause of the rupture Bret will remain monitored closely by his medical team to make sure no further complications occur."

Not only might Bret be back on his feet shortly, but reps are hoping he'll actually be back on the stage.

"Provided there are no further complications or setbacks," the message continues, he'll resume his Roses & Thorns tour on May 26 in Ft. Smith, Arkansas. He might even reschedule the shows this incident caused him to cancel. What a trooper!

A tour with Lynyrd Skynyrd in June and July isn't even out of the question for Michaels, sources say.

If he pulls all this off, we promise to never make fun of Michaels again for singing inappropriate lyrics to a 17-year old. Way to go, Bret!

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Are you sitting down, Adam Lambert fans? Have we got news for you!

The singer may be performing for crowds in Europe as we type this, but his gift to them is also now available in the States: Lambert has included a bonus track on the U.K. version of his debut album.

It's titled "Can't Let You Go" and it's great. Listen below and then sound off on the single...

What do you think of it?

Elin Nordegren is so over Tiger Woods. That's the consensus from everything we've read, and it's hard to blame the woman. But is Tiger over his wife, as well?

All indications are still that a divorce is "100 percent happening," and it's not just the endless parade of cocktail waitress mistresses that solidified their fate.

"The writing is on the wall," says a well-versed source close to Tiger. "He committed to several additional golf tournaments, which effectively says eff you, Elin."

"She was not in support of him returning to golf. His self-imposed hiatus didn't last; he screwed up at the Masters and left his calm, collected image in ruins."

The insider, who has dealings with Tiger Woods both professionally and socially, believes an official divorce announcement could be a mere few days away.

Still, this is Tiger Woods Inc. Even the specifics of how the divorce will be announced has potential to be quite the protracted battle between Tiger and Elin.

Tiger's marriage status resembles his face in this awesome doctored pic.

"Even [the divorce] will be negotiated," the source says. "Does [Tiger] take the high road and 'allow' her to file, or can he not stand the idea of people thinking he wasn't in control? What will the statement say regarding custody?"

"Right now, you'd think he'll be bargaining for joint physical custody when she'll surely want to piss him off and file for sole custody. As for spousal/child support? I daresay things are about to get even juicer than you think."

Really? We're thinking pretty juicy stuff.

If we were Elin, we'd take a cue from the Sandra Bullock-Jesse James divorce and get the ball rolling ASAP. What's the use in dragging it out? Give up. Move on.

She supposedly wants to start over in Sweden. Hopefully, if Tiges respects his soon-to-be former wife and kids, he'll just bow out and let her do it up.

This would make sense from a business standpoint, too. His PR blitz wouldn't exactly get a boost from preemptively ditching the wife ... if she does, though?

Maybe, just maybe, the public sees Tiger Woods as a sympathetic figure, or at least a guy who got what he deserved and can now move on to better things.

Like the Orlando cocktail lounge VIP scene. HOLLA!

Looks like Jon Gosselin has a new girlfriend.

Ellen Ross is not, however, the rich cougar Jon was reportedly seeking. Rather, she's in his typical age range (23), and hails from nearby Harrisburg, Pa.

Basically, Ellen is the new Morgan Christie, who was the new Hailey Glassman, who was the new Deanna Hummel. Give it up for Jon's new plaything!

The two have even begun calling each other "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" with Jon even proclaiming his love for her online. We hope you didn't just eat.

Their recent Facebook nausea-fest conversation all began when Ellen Ross recently posted "I without a doubt have THE best boyfriend ever. Fyi"

She must not have a lot of experience dating.

COME TO DADDY: Jon Gosselin's got a new love in Ellen Ross!

Jonny G added: "Thank you babe, you are the best too. <3 u! I think boys should be boyfriends and men should be manfriends. Just saying! ;-)"

Right, Jon. You definitely quality there.

He continues: "I guess it would sound better in french 'J'ai sans aucun doute le meilleur ami jamais. ami=boyfriend' ... Ellen, Amie pendant la vie. N'oubliez pas je t'aime ... Girlfriend for life. Don't forget I love you!"

That sound you hear is of hands slapping foreheads everywhere.

Perhaps the funniest part? Right after Jon's passionate declaration, a friend of Ellen's adds, "Still can't believe you're dating men again ... wild"

That misguided pal must be mistaken ... Ellen's dating Jon Gosselin.

Lest we forget, the dude's got a two-inch package. This has been established. Whatever works for you crazy kids, though. Congratulations, Stubby!

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The Twilight Saga will go out in style.

It's been confirmed that Dreamgirls director Bill Condon will helm Breaking Dawn, the final film in the franchise, as the Oscar winner signed off on the project today. He said:

“I’m very excited to get the chance to bring the climax of this saga to life on-screen. As fans of the series know, this is a one-of-a-kind book - and we’re hoping to create an equally unique cinematic experience.”

Breaking Dawn starts production later this year. It will feature, of course, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson in the roles that made them famous.

Multiple reports, meanwhile, state that Breaking Dawn will be split into two movies. If this takes place, it's safe to assume Condon will direct both installments.

In related news: Gosh, Robert Pattinson is good looking!

Sandra Bullock filed for divorce from Jesse James, as we reported earlier today. We were taking her at her word, though, as no record of it turned up.

Until now. The Oscar winner, who also announced today that she's adopting a baby boy, filed papers in Travis County Court in Austin, Texas, April 23.

She and Jesse will truly be on their own after the divorce is finalized, too.

Neither party will be entitled to spousal support from the other, per the filing. It will be a clean break, and for Sandra, probably can't come fast enough.

In order to get "spousal maintenance" the couple must have been married for a minimum of 10 years. Sandra and Jesse James are coming up on five.

Jesse James, you blew it man.

Her petition is no-fault, claiming the marriage is irretrievably broken, and all assets will be divided 50/50, unless a prenup states otherwise, of course.

You knew after her wedding ring came off about a week ago that a divorce was just a matter of time, but nevertheless, this dissolution is pretty prompt.

Then again, we're probably just used to covering Tiger Woods news.

As for how long the divorce will take, the minimum time is 60 days from the date of filing. Expect this to be stamped at 12:01 a.m. on that 60th day.

No word if Jesse will dial up Michelle McGee immediately thereafter.

Shannon Engemann, sister of Larry King's wife Shawn Southwick, would consider being the eighth Mrs. Larry King and bearing the fruits of his seed.

Yes, we just said "Larry King" and "seed" in the same sentence.

Larry King and his sister-in-law talked about having a baby during the affair that left him on the verge of divorcing Shawn Southwick, a source says.

Insiders say Larry and Shannon not only discussed marriage but talked about having a child should he and Shawn separate. Has that time come?

Larry and Shawn have both filed for divorce against each other, although the pair has instituted a two-week break in their divorce proceedings.

Shannon Engemann, left, is the younger sister of Shawn Southwick, seen on the right with Larry King. Man, that CNN fossil can really score some ratings hotties!

Accused of her cheating with Hector Penate, Shawn thinks Larry and her sis were boinking - and may still be. Is Shannon waiting in the wings?

“If Shawn divorces Larry then Shannon would like to become his next wife," a source says. “Although she has denied having sex with him, she does admit that they have flirted heavily with one another for years."

“She knew that Larry had very strong feelings for her.”

In the early part of their relationship they discussed marriage and having a baby, the source said. She would represent King's ninth marriage and eighth wife.

Yep, one lucky lady had the honor of two honeymoons with Larry King.

Eva Longoria Parker and Victoria Beckham are friends in real life - but we're about to turn them into enemies!

The beauties are teaming up to shill for LG Electronics, as the company prepares the launch of the LG Lotus Elite and LG Rumor Touch cell phones.

They'll star in online videos that launch on May 3, followed by a kick-off fashion party in Los Angeles on May 24.

Of course, if LG really wanted to move product, it would ditch these outfits and just have Victoria and Eva pose naked with chains. Just an idea.

It got us thinking, in fact: Which of these vixens' buttons would you rather press... if you know what we mean!

Click on these photos. Enlarge them. And then vote above: Would you rather flip open Victoria Beckham or Eva Longoria?

Michael Lohan swears he'll pipe down for the next two weeks ... provided his dysfunctional ex-wife gets her act in that time, otherwise it is SO on again.

Issuing a deadline to Dina Lohan - giving her over two weeks to sit down and talk about Lindsay and Ali Lohan - Mike promises to STFU for the moment.

After that, though, he will drag N.Y. State into the War of the Lohans.

He and Dina will meet face-to-face on May 13 for a deposition in their child support battle, and that's when he wants to talk about 16-year-old Ali Lohan.

Specifically, Michael has issues with the fact that she's living in L.A. with Lindsay ... who's appeared less than stable lately. That's putting it kindly, too.

Michael Lohan is doing all living things a favor and offering to shut up until May 13. That's when he's threatening to bring the state into his escalating family drama.

Michael says if Dina Lohan dodges the conversation that day, he will quickly get Child Protective Services of New York State involved in the ugly situation.

Presumably the agency has jurisdiction since Ali's address is still in N.Y.? Michael struck out attempting to raid her house and free Ali in L.A. last week.

Michael claims he'll be quiet until the "deadline."

No word if his self-imposed gag order means only interviews or also includes a moratorium on Tweets about Lindsay being HIV positive. One can hope.

American Idol fans are already excited about Adam Lambert's upcoming tour.

Now, Fox has given them something else for which they'll need to clear their calendars: the dates and locations of this summer's Idol finalists' tour. When will Crystal Bowersox and company be in your area? Find out now...

• 7/1    Auburn Hills, MI    Palace of Auburn Hills
• 7/2    Milwaukee, WI    Summerfest
• 7/3    Grand Rapids, MI    Van Andel Arena
• 7/5    Hamilton, ON    Copps Coliseum
• 7/7    Wantagh, NY    Nikon at Jones Beach
• 7/10    Atlantic City, NJ    Mark G. Etess Arena
• 7/11    Philadelphia, PA    Wachovia Center

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• 7/13    Uncasville, CT    Mohegan Sun Arena
• 7/14    Manchester, NH    Verizon Wireless Arena
• 7/15    Hershey, PA    Giant Center
• 7/17    Albany, NY    Times Union Center
• 7/18    Mansfield, MA    Comcast Center

• 7/20    Newark, NJ    Prudential Center
• 7/23    Washington, DC    Jiffy Lube Live
• 7/24    Baltimore, MD    1st Mariner Arena
• 7/25    Charlotte, NC    Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
• 7/27    Columbus, OH    Nationwide Arena
• 7/28    Knoxville, TN    Thompson-Boling Arena
• 7/29    Virginia Beach, VA    Virginia Beach Amphitheater
• 7/31    Lexington, KY    Rupp Arena
• 8/1    Duluth, GA    Arena at Gwinnett Center
• 8/3    Sunrise, FL    BankAtlantic Center
• 8/4    Tampa, FL    St. Pete Times Forum
• 8/7    Houston, TX    Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavillion
• 8/8    Tulsa, OK    BOK Center
• 8/9    Dallas, TX    American Airlines Center
• 8/12    Phoenix, AZ    US Airways Center
• 8/13    Los Angeles, CA    Staples Center
• 8/14    Mountainview, CA    Shoreline Amphitheatre at Mountainview
• 8/16    San Diego, CA    Viejas Arena
• 8/17    Anaheim, CA    Honda Center
• 8/18    Sacramento, CA    ARCO Arena
• 8/20    Seattle, WA    Key Arena
• 8/21    Portland, OR    Rose Garden
• 8/23    Denver, CO    Comfort Dental Amphitheatre
• 8/25    Kansas City, MO    Sprint Center
• 8/26    Omaha, NE    Qwest Center
• 8/27    St. Louis, MO    Scottrade Center
• 8/29    Minneapolis, MN    Target Center
• 8/30    Chicago, IL    United Center
• 8/31    Des Moines, IA    Wells Fargo Arena
• 9/2    Toledo, OH    The Huntington Center
• 9/3    Cincinnati, OH    Riverbend Music Center
• 9/4    Indianapolis, IN    Conseco Fieldhouse
• 9/7    Winnipeg, MB    MTS Centre
• 9/10    Buffalo, NY    HSBC Arena
• 9/11    Cleveland, OH    Quicken Loans Arena
• 9/13    Bridgeport, CT    Arena at Harbor Yard
• 9/14    Pittsburgh, PA    Consol Energy Center

Did any of you manage to guess correctly then?

Duh, obviously the answer was – as any simpleton could work out – B.

Yes, that’s right as Kate was going into the screening, a big gust of wind forced the actress’ dress up into the air, luckily though her co-star in the movie, Jessica Alba, was on hand to help Kate avoid any major embarrassment. Well done her…

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We said it two days ago and we'll say it again: Justin Bieber fans must chill the eff out!

On Sundy, Australian police were forced to cancel a concert in Sydney because Bieber fans passed out, rushed the stage, caused injury to each other and generally acted Amy Winehouse on a typical Tuesday night.

Justin let them off the hook, however, simply Tweeting that it wasn't his decision to shut down the event and thanking them for their support.

But now even Bieber has spoken out... after fans in New Zealand trampled his mother!

Yes, this actually took place when Bieber touched down in Auckland last night. He was immediately surrounded by 500 supporters, none of whom thought twice creating a mini riot. Tweeted the singer soon afterwards:

"Finally got to New Zealand last night. The airport was crazy. Not happy that someone stole my hat and knocked down my mama. Come on people..."

Later joking that he's the "most dangerous creature" in the country, the Miley hater wrote to his two million Twitter followers that he wants "to sign and take pics and meet my fans but if you are all pushing security won't let me. Let's keep it safe and have fun."

The 16-year old's mother says she's alright, but we really hope fans will heed Bieber's words. He's just a singer with a cute haircut. You've never met him before. Relax, people.

After playing at a local college and taking part in activities such as bungee jumping off a bridge, Bieber Tweeted again: "NEW ZEALAND = GREAT SUCCESS."

Except for the trampled mother part, that is.

[Photos: Splash News]

The City picked up right where we left off last season with Whitney getting her big chance at New York Fashion Week, and Olivia continuing to be dead weight at Elle.

If nothing else, last night's Season Two premiere, "Show 'Em What You Got" was proof positive that this is not The Hills, which is about reality stars doing nothing.

While we've criticized it often for being boring, at least it knows what it is right now - the story of ambitious young woman attempting to make a career for herself.

Here's THG's plus-minus recap of The City season premiere ...

Whitney Port has a show coming up at NYFW and we couldn't be more excited. Plus 4 for working her a$$ off and chasing a career instead of boys (novel concept).

Then there's Roxy Olin. Oh, Roxy. She is useless ... except for the vital skill of following Whitney around to ask questions so the audience is up to date. Minus 3.

Plus 6 for Kelly Cutrone for supporting Whitney and taking every opportunity to get digs in at Roxy, as if she can't believe she's even here and must be dealt with.

The fashion show hits predictable snags, but the buyers appear to whisper more compliments than criticism, and Kelly gives Whitney a "job well done" hug. Plus 10.

Olivia Palermo met with Joe Zee to discuss the Today debacle ... and belittle Erin: “She’s a publicist… I’m an editor of the magazine.” Minus 7, because ... LOL.

At least the two finally ended their feud ... kinda sorta. Erin backed off her threat to leave Elle if Olivia wasn’t fired, and continued her career. Smart move. Plus 8.

Smart for her career, that is. Erin still hates Olivia's guts. No points, we're just saying. How someone so inept is still employed in this day and age is beyond us.

Bless her heart, Whitney Port cannot express emotion with her voice. Every sentence sounds identical. Minus only 2, though, because her eyes help compensate ...

Robbie insinuates that Olivia is a fame whore and Erin would soon be jealous of all the additional attention she’ll be getting. Pretty much spot on, Robbie! Plus 5.

We loved how Whitney was a mess before her collection debuted, putting the fashion line above her own appearance. Plus 3 again for the right priorities, girl.

Olivia, while interviewing Anna Sui: “You won the CFDA Lifetime Achievement Award, and I was there." Minus 12 for trying to make every effing thing about her.

Hey Roxy, effing do something. Anything. Make us interested in your presence. Minus 4. The girl wants to be an actress - stir up some drama, already! Yeesh.

TOTAL: +8. A surprisingly strong debut for Whitney & Co. We're skeptical that they'll be able to sustain borderline compelling levels, for long, but here's hoping ...

There is little that Kim Kardashian isn't willing to show the world. Case in point: her raunchy sex tape with Ray J.

But the reality star would like to keep some things secret, and this month's celebrity gossip tabloids have made it their mission to expose her most inner demons.

First, there was the report that ex-husband Damon Thomas beat Kim up, once punching her in the face. The magazine claims to possess court documents that back up this assertion.

Now, In Touch Weekly has allegedly exposed Kardashian's history of plastic surgeries, from butt injections to Botox and a nose job. Study the cover photos of Kim below and sound off: do you think she's gone under the knife?

We wouldn't care one bit if Kim chose to get her body surgically enhanced... except for the fact that she loves to brag about being a natural, curvy role model. Just read what she said about her nude photo in Harper's Bazaar.

To most men, though? They're just happy to stare at Kardashian in tight outfits, such as the following sparkly, unique swimwear. We doubt they'd feel differently if they learned her nose had undergone work.

[Photos: Splash News, Fame Pictures]

According to new reports, Jon Gosselin will drop his pending legal case against Kate Gosselin for custody of their children and increased spousal support. Really.

Even more shockingly, the two seem to be getting along.

Sources connected to the situation also note that Jon never really believed Kate was an "absentee mom," as his now-fired lawyer alleged earlier this month.

Anthony F. List levied that charge and many legal threats against Kate while she was on Dancing with the Stars ... Jon later claimed List was not his lawyer.

Last week, List quoted Jon as calling Kate a shameless self-promoter who should be supporting her kids and not herself. That's when he got the public ax.

BURYING THE HATCHET: Did hell really freeze over?

Regardless of who's representing Jon, which not even he seems to fully grasp, he and Kate are trying to hash out a custody and child support agreement.

A new one, and one that is more up to date than the one that is currently in place. Because Kate Gosselin is making serious money and Jon isn't, face it.

Also, he's actually shown more of an interest in being with the kids than he did during divorce proceedings, so it's a different situation now than before.

Will Kate let Jon appear on the revamped Kate Plus 8, or spin-off show, Twist of Kate? Hey, never say never ... when a douchebag is desperate for cash.

New couple alert: Jamie-Lynn Sigler is dating Mark Sanchez!

"They met Monday night at the LG Infinia premiere of Keep Surfing for the Tribeca Film Festival and really hit it off," a source revealed to Us Weekly.

"They were flirting and talking all night. Who knows where it will go, but it definitely looks like the start or something," adds the insider of the pair.

Before linking up with the N.Y. Jets quarterback, Sigler split from her Entourage costar beau Jerry Ferrara last December after over a year of dating.

Mark Sanchez was most recently linked to The Hills star Kristin Cavallari, whom he partied with (hard, apparently) at the Super Bowl in January.

Do you think Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Mark Sanchez make a cute couple?

Sandra Bullock says she has filed for divorce from Jesse James - and she has adopted a little boy from New Orleans, who she plans to raise as a single parent!

The Oscar winner tells People that "I'm sad and I am scared" about divorcing her husband, although she does not reveal where the divorce petition was filed.

She says she had no idea about his infidelity, exposed by Michelle "Bombshell" McGee (and Melissa Smith, and Brigittie Daguerre, and Merilee Gerth) in March.

Bullock adopted a three-month old boy named Louis Bardo Bullock, who she brought home in January to raise with Jesse James, but now plans to raise solo.

Of the baby, who was born in New Orleans and named after Louis Armstrong, Bullock says "He's just perfect, I can't even describe him any other way."

"It's like he's always been a part of our lives."

CLOSING THE DOOR: Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are getting divorced, but as one door closes, another opens - and she's focusing her energy on her new son!

Of the cheater, she says: "I really don't know how our paths will intersect in the future, but the father I have known Jesse to be ... is one that I hope Louis can experience one day, no matter how Jesse and I go on with our lives."

Jesse's response: "I know in my heart I can be the best father possible to my children, and realize that this is an incredible mountain to climb. But believe the steps I have taken in the last 30 days are the foundation to making this happen."

Rehab or not, it looks like Sandra's divorce plan is in full effect.

She and Jesse, who has three children from two previous wives, have been married almost five years. Follow the jump for more on Sandra's divorce and baby ...

As for her newly adopted African-American baby, Bullock told the celebrity magazine she arranged for the child to have a bris - the Jewish circumcision ceremony.

She says they planned to keep the Louis adoption news to themselves until after the Oscars, and James' children were essential in keeping the adoption a secret.

Then other things came up, of course.

Sandra claims she was absolutely dumbfounded when she first saw the Jesse James Nazi photo, of her soon-to-be-ex husband giving the Nazi salute, claiming:

"This is not the man I married."

We should hope not!

Sandra Bullock and her adorable little baby Louis.

Asked if she were aware of any interest Jesse had in white supremacy or Nazism, she called the pic stupid, and said that "racism, anti-Semitism, sexism, homophobia, anything Nazi and a boatload of other things have no place in my life."

Bullock added, "And the man I married felt the same."

Well done, Sandra - on all fronts!

It may have been the coolest moment in the recently-released second trailer for Eclipse:

Victoria's army of vampires emerges from the water and gets into line behind Riley. The latter character is played Xavier Samuel, an actor unafraid to take on Robert Pattinson in an edition of Who Would You Rather...

But will movie goers be scared of this vengeful blood sucker? Oh yes, judging by the photo MTV released this week of Riley and company. Check it out now...

Riley, Victoria and those seeking to destroy the Cullens will storm into theaters on June 30.

If you love The Hills, last night's premiere (Season 6, Episode 1) was a doozy. If you're so over The Hills by now, this episode is probably a classic example of why.

"Put on a Happy Face" featured Heidi Montag's family trying to do just that ... staring at her face and the rest of her body after 139 unnecessary plastic surgeries.

The Hills final season debut should have come with a "Warning: Disturbing Images" disclaimer. Below, THG breaks down the action using our patented +/- scale:

They should show a close-up shot of Heidi Montag's fake boobs in their hilarious glory as The Hills title card. Although those things are more like a mountain range.

Is it just us or are all of these chicks skinnier, meaner and more annoying than ever? Did MTV unveil new protocol for these mean girl anorexic fembots? Minus 9.

Lo is a full-time cast member at last! Plus 4!

Kristin Cavallari can't believe she's accused of drug use ... despite staying out until 8 a.m. and looking like a stick figure. Minus 5. Where would they get that idea?

A face only a mother could love... and even she has a hard time.

Let's run down Heidi Montag's plastic surgery in her own words: "I got a slight eyebrow lift and that's why I got these staples in my head. I had my nose redone, I had my own fat injected into my cheeks. I had my ears pinned back. I had injections into my lips. I had my chin shaved down. I had my breast redone, and my back shaped... and I had a little bit of inner and outer lipo." No points, we just had to.

Heidi's mother Darlene reacts honestly to her daughter's absurd plastic surgeries, asking "why [she] would want to look like Barbie?" Our thoughts exactly. Plus 18.

After Heidi Montag prods further, Darlene says looked "younger and fresher-looking" before. Minus 6, 'cause Heidi would so cry if her face weren't frozen in place.

Kristin is, like, mad that Brody Jenner is flirting with Audrina Patridge. We love Brody, but why keep recycling the same three guys as fake love interests? Minus 7.

Hard partying Kristin denies she's got a problem.

Wearing sunglasses indoors doesn't make you look cool, Kristin. Minus 4.

Nice of Stephanie to make it out of rehab in time for filming. Plus 3.

Heidi tells her fam they "live in the mountains and wouldn't understand." LOL, as if Crested Butte, Colo., were some backwards, classless, hillbilly dump. Plus 11.

This isn't related, but Spencer Pratt is reportedly on the outs with the show after he refused to start a physical fight with Holly Montag. Yes, Spencer Pratt. Plus 5.

TOTAL: +10. The "reality" of The Hills is always debated, but it more or less on display last night, and we know this because we cover the cast's actual lives daily.

We much prefer episodes like this, whatever the annoyances, to absurd, contrived plot lines such as Speidi's baby argument or Kristin and Justin Bobby "dating."

Click to enlarge more pics from the episode ...

She might never win an Oscar, but Jessica Alba has a few things going for her:

1. She's a fantastic mother to adorable daughter Honor.
2. Chinese women really want to look like her.
3. Her naked body is more desirable than that of Christina Aguilera.

Alba turns 29 today and we'd like to send the actress the very best of wishes. Won't you do the same?

Below, we've posted a photo montage of Jessica, as there's only one gift we can think of for a star that has everything: thousands of readers drooling over her beauty. Enjoy!

Also, Saddam Hussein would have turned 73 today, but we totally helped kill that guy. USA! USA!

It might not get any cuter than Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani and their children. Just look at the family on Halloween last year.

Conversely, it doesn't get much uglier than Courtney Love, especially when she appears on The Howard Stern Show and tries to break up Gavin and Gwen by making wild accusations.

Such was the case yesterday, as the Hole singer randomly went off on Rossdale's abilities in the sack, saying:

"He was such an Adonis in his day... He got good in bed... something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know."

Wait, Stern interjected, does that mean Love slept with Gavin both before and after he was married? Yes, she claims, adding that Rossdale also cheated on Stefani with "a few other people" and:

"We didn't have a lot of pressure on each other, but we did like each other quite a bit. We had a really good time."

We have no idea of Courtney is telling the truth, but study the photo above. Now look at Gwen Stefani. Need we say more? Gavin's defense rests.