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Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael hasn’t used his daughter’s name to get publicity for himself in at least two months, so he must’ve thought it was about time to jump into the media spotlight once again. Lucky us eh?

So yesterday Michael decided to host a “press conference” about his daughter because he’s currently very concerned about her well-being, and as we all know holding press conferences is obviously the best way to address those problems isn’t it?

In his speech, the ex-convict told the media:

"Lindsay's not OK. I think we've seen that, we all know that. It's really hard for me to do this. A lot of my family members know what's going on.

"I've tried every way possible to reach out to my daughter - talking, text, we've met. And, in difficult times, she reaches out to me. It happened last week when she fell into the cactus. She said, 'I need security.' I'm her father and I love her.

"I think we all see and know what's happening with Lindsay. I get calls from her closest friends and it's worse than you can imagine. My daughter needs to let me help her. I don't want her to be a statistic. My heart goes out to people who have lost their children.

"Lindsay needs help now and I'm asking everyone out there to help her and if you're an enabler (to Lindsay) get out of there. I want to meet with Lindsay's lawyers and sit down with her privately to work something out, discuss the situation.

"If she refuses to do so I guess we will take out measures. I hope Lindsay is accommodating. We all know the truth. God knows the truth. I love her and I want her to be healthy."

We’re sure deep down Michael really does have Lindsay’s best intentions at heart, but once again he’s just going about it completely the wrong way. Does he really think his daughter will respond to this?

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Paris Hilton had a very long day on Monday, which started with a photo shoot and ended with a night of partying at the Black Eyed Peas concert.

So when we caught up with her out and about in Los Angeles yesterday she was casually dressed in a ‘I gun LA’ t-shirt, a black Chanel hat and a pair of black leggings, as she made the most of her time off.

The socialite had just enjoyed lunch with a pal at Fred Segal Café, before heading to Blick Art Materials shop where she picked up a load of art supplies and made her way home to paint. She said:

“Had a great shoot today, had a late lunch at Fred Segal, then went to the art supplies store. Feeling creative. :)

“On my way home to go paint and make fun art projects. I love staying in and having arts and crafts night. So much fun.”

*sighs* Please can somebody famous do something interesting, we’re losing the will to live here.

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This young man has a brother who just so happens to be in a boyband – but can any of you actually guess who his famous sibling is? Go on, have a little think about it…

Well done you if you managed to guess correctly, although we won’t give you too much of a pat on the pack because he actually does look quite a lot like his brother, aka Marvin Humes out of JLS fame.

Marv’s younger bro is actually called Jackson – he’s a 17-year-old who’s currently trying to make a name for himself as a bona fide model.

Just a couple of weeks ago the young college student made his debut as a catwalk model when he took part in the Energie Spring/Summer show, where we caught up with him.

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The X Factor Live Tour is almost over *breathes a sigh of relief* and all of the contestants are probably looking forward to a well-earned rest.

Well all except Olly Murs, who just confirmed he’s going to be playing two free gigs in Scotland over the Easter holidays, but anyway, we digress…

There are still a few more X Factor Live Tour dates to play and yesterday we caught up with Jeff Brazier, Lucie Jones, Stacey Solomon, Danyl Johnson, Jamie Archer, Joe McElderry and Jedward being swamped by fans in Ireland.

Oh and we almost forgot, Lloyd Daniels and Olly Murs were both sporting freshly cropped hair as they arrived at the Temple Bar Hotel in Dublin.

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Phew. That's all we cay say now that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have shot down rumors that they are splitting up and she already moved out.

"I'm not moving out," Heidi Montag stated. "I love Spencer with all my heart." Added Pratt: "I love my wife more now than I ever thought I could."

Not that it's been smooth sailing of late.

Montag recently squabbled with Pratt over her plastic surgery and diva-like behavior, and even fired him as manager. But they have stuck together.

"All that we've been through has only made us work harder at our relationship," Heidi says. "We will continue to work to be the best couple we can be."

"I'm so excited The Hills are finally over so I won't be edited by anyone," she adds. "This will be the first time people truly see us for who we are."

Wait, we thought The Hills was a reality show? Never mind.

In order to strengthen their bond with each other and spirituality, Heidi and Spencer Pratt decided to give themselves "true native-American names."

Guess playing with balls of healing energy was a one-shot deal.

In any case, say goodbye to Speidi and say hello to ... drum roll ... White Wolf and Running Bear, respectively. We'd have chosen Montag by Mattel.

A rep for the couple say Pratt's previous moniker, King Spencer, was "too much of a burden to have to carry the weight of royalty." This guy rules.

Instead, Running Bear is getting "more in tune with spirituality ... and will be known by the name our creator has given us." For the next day or so.

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On their seemingly never-ending promotional tour for their movie The Bounty Hunter Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler arrived in Madrid last night where, once again, they set tongues wagging with their touchy-feely, flirty, sexual-tension ridden behaviour.

Maybe Jennifer is hoping that her constant flirting will somehow detract people’s attention away from the fact that she keeps on wearing really horrendous outfits to these premieres?

Sorry Jen, your plan has failed; your horrendous outfit choices have been duly noted *raises eyebrow*….

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This video of Katie Price and Alex Reid leaving the May Fair Hotel in London was shot last Friday, so you’re probably wondering why we’re bothering to show it to you now.

Well there are two very good reasons:

1. Notorious celebrity stalker Tanya MacIntosh greets the couple as they leave the hotel with their camera crew in tow.

2. Well we don’t really need a second reason because the first one was good enough.

Enjoy.

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BOND films spawn colourful characters, but none match the latest crackpot linked with the franchise.

Lindsay Lohan needs help. Michael Lohan is not wrong there.

His motives, however? Highly suspect. Mike decided the best way to reach out to her was to address the public ... in a live press conference. Only Michael Lohan.

Dressed in a suit in his attorney’s NYC office, Lohan blamed the people in Lindsay’s inner circle for enabling her partying and alleged prescription drug addiction.

He fears Lindsay Lohan is going to die unless she gets help, and immediately.

“The people around her know Lindsay is not okay,” Michael said. “I get calls from her closest friends when they’re out with her during the night. I don’t want her to be a statistic. The press is already writing obits for her. How sick is that?”

Pretty sick, dude. As is your conduct.

He begged not to be judged for reaching out this way. Too late. “Extraordinary circumstances call for extraordinary measures,” Michael Lohan claims.

“I’ve tried every way possible to reach out to my daughter. I have called, texted ... in difficult times she reaches out to me for help. Last week she called me when she fell into the cactus. She said ‘Daddy, I need security.’ This is not about publicity."

That may be the quote of the year so far.

Michael says he plans to return to Los Angeles to sit down with Lindsay and convince her to go to rehab. For now, he has a message for you sponges:

“If you’re an enabler, get the hell out of the way,” he said. “If Lindsay won’t sit down privately, my attorneys and I will take other measures. I just hope Lindsay is accommodating. Lindsay needs a private setting where she can detox."

The nonsensical one added: "I’m sick and tired of the nonsense.”

Follow the jump for a video of Michael Lohan's press conference:

A wise person somewhere once said that Twitter was more or less invented for narcissistic stars to post topless photos of themselves. And we're all for it.

It's fitting, in a way, that Lady Gaga took to the social media venue to get naked too, since every other time we see her, we talk about her outrageous outfits.

Might as well shake things up and show us Lady Gaga topless!

The real reason for the pic? Celebrating her 24th birthday. Here she is holding a "communist-red teacup" that she declared the "perfect Birthday gift."

She also Tweets: "Last words are for fools who haven't." Sp think about that. Let it marinate. There's no way you're even still reading this, right? Hello?

NOTE: Click here to follow THG on Twitter ... although you won't find any topless photos of our interns. At least not that we're aware of. You never can tell.

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When we first clapped eyes on these pictures of Lady GaGa walking down Hay Street in Perth yesterday we were simply flabbergasted!

She’s been keeping a exceptionally low profile since arriving down under but how is it possible to prance around on stage every night performing energetic dance routines and still gain a shed load of weight? We just don’t get it.

Hang on a minute, we’ve just realised something and we now feel really stupid - That’s not GaGa, it’s a GaGa impersonator for crying out loud!! Wow, that’s embarrassing, we could really do with a distraction right now, hey quick look at this cute video of kittens fighting… Phew, that was a close call.

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush may be back together someday, but they're over now. Here's why, according to the venerable publication known as Life & Style.

An insider reveals Kush split shortly after their Costa Rican getaway in early March: "It was a make-or-break vacation, and things just didn't work," a source says.

According to sources from both sides, the biggest reason behind their surprising breakup was the difference in maturity between Kim, 29 and Reggie, who's 25.

Yes, Kim Kardashian is being described as more mature than someone.

"Kim is a sophisticated businesswoman," an insider says of the professional celebrity. "Reggie's just a big kid. He's not grown-up enough for her at the moment."

IT'S OVER: But is the split for good this time?

A friend of the couple says it could go either way at this point. "Should they decide to stay together, it will require time and hard work on both sides," the pal says.

"Their families are rooting for the romance to work out."

What happens next could depend on Reggie Bush growing up ... or not.

"He's definitely had a marriage conversation with Kim's mom. But he's like a child; it's doubtful it was formal. So either there will be a ring - or they're finished."

To his credit, he did take to Twitter this week to deny cheating on Kim. Sure, an in-person conversation might have been better, but the effort was there!

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After listening to Christina Aguilera's hotly anticipated new single, "Not Myself Tonight" over and over again we still can't decide whether or not we like it.

We think some parts are great and there's no denying her incredible vocal talent, but just when it sounds like it's about to get going they've chucked in some computer generated Britney crap.

Right, we're going to listen to it once more and then give you our final verdict... *presses play* ..... Okay, done - 6/10, must try harder!

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Simon Cowell has given pregnant Dannii Minogue a two-week deadline to prove she can still fulfil her role as an X Factor judge even though she’s due to give birth a few weeks after the live shows start.

Cowell has reportedly asked Minogue to assure him she “will be in good health,” “she is able to give the show her total attention” and “the contestants will be properly mentored.”

If Dannii can set his mind at ease then she stands a good chance at being offered the job, even though TV bosses will still need to find a stand-in judge for the times she wont be around.

Those in the know reckon Simon will decide Dannii’s fate in the next two weeks, but what do you think he should do? Should she stay or should go? If she stays there could be trouble, but if she goes it could be double… (sorry)

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Believe or not, Katie Price’s reality TV show ‘What Katie Did Next’, is proving to be so popular down under that she’s now been offered a cameo role in the hit Aussie soap Neighbours.

Katie and Alex were already planning a trip to Oz this summer to launch her equestrian range there and at the same time start filming the new series.

But a TV insider revealed:

“The guys on Ramsay Street are keen to get her on for a one-off - Like Lily Allen last year - Who knows, Katie and Alex could be the next Kylie and Jason.”

Exciting news? Yes. But the next Kylie and Jason? We think not.

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RUSSELL Brand has been labelled a "bridezilla" by his popstar fiance Katy Perry.

FASHION king Karl Lagerfeld gives Abbey Lee Kershaw his royal seal of approval by casting her in Chanel's new advertising campaign.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner who?

If Eclipse supporting actress Jodelle Ferland draws strong reviews in this summer's release, she may get a major movie vehicle of her own soon enough.

That's because Twilight saga author Stephenie Meyer is releasing an additional element of the vampire tale that just may bring the teen front and center.

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner: An Eclipse Novella is a 192-pager about the newborn who's recruited for the army hunting down Bella and Edward.

So no Taylor Lautner shirtless. But still, worth a read?

An Eclipse novella hits stores in about two months.

The story began as an exercise Meyer performed to explore the darker side of the battle in the third installment of her hit series, which grew into more.

"I'd always considered The Short Life of Bree Tanner as something for the fans," she said of the book, which hits shelves June 5 (25 days before Eclipse).

And, like you needed more incentive for additional Twilight material ...

A dollar from every book sold in the U.S. will go to American Red Cross International Response Funds to support disaster relief efforts in Haiti and Chile.

That's even sweeter than Edward and Bella in bed in that new clip!

DARYL Somers has scored a television coup, securing a much sought-after performance for Hey Hey It's Saturday's return.

TWILIGHT series author Stephenie Meyer says she will release a 200-page novella titled The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner before the next film adaptation of the series, Eclipse, comes out June 30.

When hilarious news of a Mindy McCready sex tape broke Monday, we had a good laugh and wondered how long it would be until she pretended to decry its XXX release.

3... 2... 1...

"We are not aware of the production or release of the alleged film that seems to have surfaced via various media reports," McCready's attorney, Adam Dread, said.

"We can confirm that any illegally-obtained property, and/or fabricated footage, and the release thereof, will be dealt with swiftly following proper legal procedure."

Got all that?

BASEBALL MISTRESS: That she was, though Roger Clemens is not involved in Mindy McCready's sex tape, making the title kind of misleading. Funny, but misleading.

We've been around the celebrity sex tape block long enough to know that the statement from McCready's lawyer was likely written with one or both of these goals:

1. To act indignant and pretend the sex tape was "leaked"
2. To get McCready in on the profits, a la Kim Kardashian

We find it unlikely Vivid would make it this far without obtaining legal waivers, but either way, you could say that she's playing hardball ... eh? Baseball Mistress?

Hello? Is this thing on? Never mind.

Ever since the Jesse James' cheating scandal erupted two weeks ago, Sandra Bullock has been dead silent, prompting fans to wonder if she'll stay or if she'll go.

It's looking like the latter.

America’s sweetheart has decided to divorce him and already taken steps toward obtaining legal separation, according to sources speaking anonymously today.

We can't independently confirm that's true, but we'd also be surprised if it weren't, with more and more women come forward claiming affairs with Jesse James.

According to a source close to the Oscar winner, "Sandra is humiliated and feels that her entire marriage was one big lie." Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

If Sandra Bullock doesn't leave this loser, we'd be shocked.

Sandra moved out of the home she shares with James and The Blind Side star has been staying out of public as she figure out what she wanted to do about her marriage.

A source close to the situation says that while she is still laying low and has not announced it publicly, Sandra has made the decision to pull the plug on the relationship.

We certainly wouldn't blame her if so.

“She’s had enough,” a source said. “She’s ending the marriage.” Sandra has not been seen in public or commented since the "Michelle Bombshell" dropped 13 days ago.

What do you think she should do?

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Paul McCartney’s ex-missus Heather Mills appeared in court today to dismiss her former nanny’s claim that she treated her unfairly.

Sara Tumble is currently seeking compensation from Mills on the grounds of sex discrimination and constructive dismissal after the former model allegedly changed her role from nanny to cleaner without warning while she was in her employment.

Tumble also says that at times Heather was very “unpleasant” to work for (no big surprise there then), and she also complains that she was once forced to tell a camera crew how “wonderful” Mills was (god that must’ve been really hard to keep a straight face while saying).

But Heather told an employment tribunal today that she had actually treated Sara “like a daughter” saying:

''I treated Sara like my daughter as she often complained that her mother was cold and distant to her. I spent much of my time consoling her, especially when she said she was having problems with her partner.''

So another person who hates Heather Mills then? There’s a surprise…

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Jason Wahler may not be a hard ass convict, but The Hills party boy is still making a run at DMX's arrest record. The meathead was just charged with two counts of DUI after his second alcohol-related arrest in less than a month.

According to the Orange County District Attorney, Jason Wahler, whose blood alcohol level was allegedly .15 percent, or nearly double the legal limit when he was arrested March 19 - faces six months behind bars if convicted.

A week earlier, Wahler was arrested after a bar fight in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, only to be mysteriously bailed out and travel back across the border.

He then got arrested in a country where bribes don't work as easily.

Jason Wahler and his circa 1995 frosted hair are usually seen in mug shots. In this photo, he looks surprisingly coherent. Must have caught him on a rare sober day.

In a statement, the ex-boyfriend of Lauren Conrad says he feels extremely "ashamed" after he was arrested again for driving under the influence.

These are not the first such incidents for Wahler, who has been in rehab, and was arrested a staggering four times in as many states in one year.

Wahler is disappointed by his own bad behavior and has apologized to fans of the MTV series, which is going off the air after its sixth season run.

Troubled actor Rip Torn, whose recent drunken bank burglary resulted in a hilarious arrest and got his character killed off 30 Rock, pleaded not guilty today.

The 78-year-old entered a not guilty plea to gun and burglary charges after an incident in which cops say he was so drunk, he broke into a bank ... strapped.

His reasoning for the January break-in? He thought it was his own house.

Ruggedly handsome, drunkenly maniacal: The faces of Rip Torn.

Torn appeared in Litchfield County Court in Connecticut today, facing first-degree burglary, carrying a pistol without a permit, carrying a firearm while intoxicated, second-degree criminal trespass, and third-degree criminal mischief charges.

He pleaded not guilty to all of them and is due back in court on April 27.

Torn's attorney told he court that Rip is making progress in his alcohol rehabilitation program and has moved from an inpatient to an outpatient program.

Suburban Connecticut banks should hire extra security just in case.

It didn’t take George Lopez long to comment on Lindsay Lohan’s infamous white powder photographs over the weekend.

And right after the “Lopez Tonight” host started cracking jokes about LiLo’s cocaine-encrusted heels, she shot back at him via her Twitter page.

The “Mean Girls” babe tweeted, “Thanks for the childish comment regarding baby powder in my shoes to loosen up the leather. Don’t you have kids?” She added, “U wouldn’t wanna hear that about them, or would you? Act like a grown man, have some respect and dignity for yourself.” Photo Credit: Getty Images , Wenn.com, Getty Images , SplashNewsOnline.com

Ending weeks of speculation, Elin Nordgren has officially told her husband Tiger Woods that she won’t be attending The Masters Tournament with him next month.

Angry over how soon Woods has decided to return to golf, Elin has outright refused to support her cheating hubby in Augusta, Georgia.

A source revealed, “She believes that Tiger just wants to play golf and not work on their marriage and now she’s questioning his sincerity. He publicly embarrassed her, humiliated her and she’s stayed with him and called off the divorce.” “But she says he promised to do everything to change and improve their marriage. But now she’s wondering if he meant it because he’s returning to playing so soon.”Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline.com

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We’ve often wondered why Keira Knightly constantly walks around everywhere with a pouty, moody expression on her chops – and now we know why.

Smiling for her must be impossible because her teeth are quite simply gigantic, in fact we’re surprised she’s actually got enough room in her mouth to fit them all in.

So from this day forth, never again shall we moan about Keira Knighltey and her penchant for pouting, if we had gnashers like that we’d certainly keep our gob firmly shut as well.

Nevertheless it was actually quite nice to see Keira looking happy for once when we bumped into her in Soho with her boyfriend Rupert Friend this week.

The actress is obviously managing to keep in high spirits despite the fact that she’s just lost out on scoring a part in the film version of My Fair Lady, even though she’s been taking singing lessons for the role for months now.

Producers of the movie decided to give the part to Carey Mulligan instead. Shame.

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Tired of the accusations that she’s merely an opportunist, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee says she didn’t plan the media circus surrounding her affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James.

According to her “naughty” website, McGee wasn’t even prepared for the proverbial bomb to drop, quashing claims that she was just trying to cash in.

A statement from the site reads, "To all the people that think Michelle planned this drama, we can assure that if she had planned it, we would have had our pay-site and merchandise store ready for public consumption." "We...know that the entire world is waiting to hear from Michelle regarding all of the extreme bull**** that is being thrown around out there. We DO NOT tolerate any racism, bigotry or hateful promotion...Soon Michelle will be able to clear the air in her first interview since this scandal broke."Photo Credit: INF Daily

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50’s style Hollywood glamour isn’t usually a look we’d associate with Pamela Anderson (unless people in the 50’s went around with the boobs and nipples hanging out the entire time, which to the best of our knowledge they didn’t) even so the former Baywatch star scrubbed up pretty well when she dressed as Marilyn Monroe for last night’s Dancing With The Stars.

And it looks like Pammie’s decision to dress up as Marilyn (or was she dressed as Anna Nicole Smith come to think of it?) paid off; the actress garnered a respectable 22 points from the judges for her routine, and was even described as giving off “waves of sensuality” during her dance.

Personally we would’ve included the word “faded” before saying “sensuality” when talking about Pamela Anderson, but hey, everyone’s entitled to their own opinion aren’t they?

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Heidi Montag was a major diva at a recent Hills photo shoot.

That's not surprising in the least. What is a bit unexpected is that this report comes straight from the mouth of her husband and pimp, Spencer Pratt.

Monday, Heidi Montag showed up with four bodyguards and Audrina Patridge, Kristin Cavallari, Stephanie Pratt and Lo Bosworth were all "shocked."

She then "refused to take part in a group shot, even though she had agreed to it beforehand." MTV will digitally insert her in later, it was reported.

Spencer Pratt says of her alleged diva behavior, "It's all true," though he adds, "She was sick and she didn't even want to go to that photo shoot!"

PLASTIC PRINCESS: Heidi Montag's diva behavior on the set of The Hills can't even be explained away by Spencer Pratt anymore. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Montag posted a photo of her posing with six bodyguards. Pratt says her entourage is nothing new. "She always travels with security," Pratt explained.

When asked about her behavior on the set that floored her Hills co-stars, a source says that she replied, "I'm a movie star now!" Well, she wants to be.

She just finished filming her cameo on Just Go With It, which stars Jennifer Aniston, and apparently thinks she is all that now. No big surprise there.

As for Spencer Pratt, he's no saint himself, having been forced to take a six-week leave after "flipping out" on a female producer on the set of The Hills.

The final season of The Hills premieres April 27. If reports like this are any indication, maybe it's for the best that the long-running series fade to black.

Before Lady Gaga was a crustacean wearing, Fame Monster warbling, trend-setting, label-defying pop music tour de force, she was just another little girl in Manhattan.

Nowadays, a certain element of mystery is a huge part of Gaga, "the recession-age, downmarket, satirist-wannabe Britney Spears, and who is channeling no less than Madonna, patron saint of glitter, media manipulation, and Britspeak."

The end result "makes even Katy Perry look childish and even Christina Aguilera (with all her writhing and stage wrangling) couldn’t even begin to match Gaga’s ability to eyebrow raise." Back in the day, though, it all began like this:

Vintage Lady Gaga: The Stefani Germanotta days.

When the photo above was taken, she was probably told not to eat candy too close to bedtime. In New York Magazine's feature story on her Gaga, conducted the interview using a “robot voice” while proclaiming singers shouldn’t eat ... at all.

Oh, how times change. One day, you're at a private high school for girls. The next, you're known across the world and Lady Gaga hermaphrodite rumors pop up.

Somehow we think she'll take it.

Shannen Doherty, Jake Pavelka and Erin Andrews all grew frustrated in rehearsals for Dancing With the Stars Monday, but only Kate Gosselin truly achieved diva status.

In footage taken during practice for last night's routine, Kate basically acted like a grating b!tch and told partner Tony Dovolani that he doesn't know how to teach.

Jon Gosselin can relate, Tony. He can totally relate.

Kate would later back off that remark, sort of, saying he simply doesn't "accommodate her learning style." Uh huh. Dovolani could only stare in utter disbelief.

Tony Dovolani attempts to not murder train Kate Gosselin.

The self-important reality mom and certified banshee continued to complain until Dovolani nearly hit his breaking point, where he storms out, proclaiming "I quit."

Once again, Jon can relate, man! You guys should call each other!

Kate "couldn't believe" he was so mad. Of course, being a professional dancer, Tony pulled himself together and eventually returned to practice, and they carried on.

You have to wonder, though, if he's secretly hoping they get eliminated tonight after putting up one of Monday's lowest scores, simply so he can stop talking to her.

Here's a clip of Kate's routine and pity party last night ...

Demi Lovato is coming to Grey's Anatomy in an upcoming episode of the hit show.

She confirmed the news on her Twitter, and we've learned that she's totally replacing Katherine Heigl! Okay, not really, but she is filming one scene with Alex.

"Demi and Justin Chambers [Alex, husband of Izzie's character] are shooting a scene together tomorrow morning on the set of Grey's Anatomy," reports say.

The Disney star will play a schizophrenia patient in a May episode. "Everyone's super excited around here," Twittered Grey's Anatomy creator Shonda Rhimes.

Demi, who is dating Joe Jonas, herself Twittered that, "Mr. Patrick Dempsey himself wants me to give a shoutout to all you guys! hahahaha so awesome."

She also called the guest spot a "lifelong dream" and wrote "I'm so thrilled to announce that this week I'm shooting Grey's Anatomy!!!!!!!! :D AHHH!!!!"

Pretty much sums it up right there, doesn't it?

Are you excited to see Demi Lovato on Grey's Anatomy?

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Rumoured off-screen friends with benefits Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler premiered their film The Bounty Hunter in Spain earlier today. We caught up with the two highly tactile actors as they strolled down the red carpet in Madrid just a few hours ago as they made their way into the screening of the apparently really, really bad film.

Meanwhile Jennifer’s former Friends co-star David Schwimmer is said to be in a right old huff with her after the actress forgot the name of his new fiancée.

Aniston recently appeared on a chatshow where she boasted about how close she still is with the Friends crew, but when questioned about Ross David’s new fiancée Rachel Jennifer couldn’t seem to remember her name, even though the pair have been going out for years. A source with inside info divulged:

“David was not impressed that one of his supposed friends didn't know who he was marrying. He has been with Zoe for a couple of years and was offended Jen couldn't remember her. He hasn't been taking her calls.”

Looks like Rachel’s not going to be invited to Ross’ wedding then…

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There are several unconfirmed reports coming out of the US claiming Heidi Montag has called time on her relationship with Spencer Pratt after less than 18 months of marriage. Apparently, if the rumours are to be believed, The Hills star is planning to move out of the marital home they currently share as she's decided she's had enough.

This can’t be true. It just can’t. Heidi without Spencer is like Posh without Becks or Tom without Katie, some relationships are just meant to be. We’re not buying it, it's just not true. We've only just got over Katie and Peter splitting, Heidi and Spencer can't do this to us, it's not fair.

UPDATE: Heidi Montag has responded to reports she’s split from Spencer:

“I love Spencer with all my heart. I was being dramatic. All that we've been through has only made us work harder at our relationship and making it better. We've worked through things and will continue to work on our relationship so we're the best couple we can be. We want to fall more in love with each other every day.

“I'm so excited The Hills are finally over so I won't be edited by anyone. This will be the first time people can truly see us for who we are.

“The Hills has told the story of struggle and of finding myself in L.A., so it's time for me to hang up all the drama like fighting and divorce talk with Spencer and become the mogul I am.”

Did she really just call herself a mogul? Oh dear, her delusions really know no bounds.

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Okay, let’s think about this logically, what do Katie Price, Sarah Harding, Danielle Lloyd and Amy Winehouse all have in common?

Well they’re all young famous females and they’re all British, maybe that’s it? Hmmm, what else? Well Katie’s friends with Danielle Lloyd and she used to be bessie mates with Sarah but now? Not so much. Nah, that can’t be it.

Okay, we’ve run out of ideas, have you got any suggestions?

Well, the glaringly obvious answer is the fact all four photos were taken by members of the public.

Yep, that’s right, somebody just like you was relaxing on a beach enjoying their holiday when they spotted a celebrity, snapped a pictured and sent it to us to sell.

So if you’re of on your hols this Easter and you find yourself in a similar situation you can upload your photos in the SELL PICS section of the website and if you’re lucky you might make oodles of cash!

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Tiger Woods' return to golf could get a lot dirtier.

The embattled star's former mistress, Joslyn James, said she plans to be at The Masters in Augusta, Ga., next month when Woods makes a much anticipated comeback.

His estranged wife, Elin Woods, is leaning towards not going, likely in no small part because of Woods' dalliances with James, the details of which she keeps leaking.

We doubt Joslyn being nearby will help his focus.

Although he has flown her in to be with him at events before (including right after his first child's birth) so you never know ... maybe she's a good luck charm?

Tiger Woods liked what he saw in Joslyn James, his porn star mistress. He also liked choking and spanking her, according to text messages she claims he sent her.

According to reports, Joslyn is currently planning on working at a gentleman's club just down the street from the Augusta National Golf Club. She is really out to rile him.

She has certainly become one of the more visible Tiger Woods mistresses, posting frequent updated on a new site, which talks all about her relationship with him.

Fortunately for Woods, Augusta National Golf Club and The Masters are well contained, with media credentials handed out months early and tickets hard to come by.

Most celebrity gossip tabloids and stalkers will have to camp out down the street, in other words, or see James strip in Atlanta, where she's also going to do a "show."

She's not even getting paid, so why is she out to smear him so badly? James deserves "an apology from Tiger because he had to gall to cheat with other women."

Cheat with women other than her, that is.

LADY Gaga was nicknamed "Big Boobs McGee" at acting school and can mentally give herself an orgasm.

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God, if only we’d found out about this in time for Mothers Day a few weeks ago; apparently a company in the US have made a Beyonce inflatable sex doll. Yes honestly.

According to the advertising on the product’s packet the doll will give you “Sweet Dreams and even sweeter b.j's” and even though it’s an inanimate piece of plastic apparently the Beyonce doll is “crazy in love with c***”. Do you see what they did there?

Grim beyond belief, but also slightly amazing. Maybe we should just order one nice and early in time for Father’s Day instead?

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A VERY repentant Ricki-Lee Coulter has spoken of her shame and utter embarrassment over being charged for driving offences.

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It’s a shame to see someone with such nicely manicured hands make such a rude and crude gesture with said preened digits isn’t it?

It just goes to show, money certainly can’t buy class (e.g. Katie Price). Oh but we’re getting way ahead of ourselves - as we were initially trying to say: have any of you got any ideas which celeb we spotted giving someone the finger yesterday?

That is not the kind of behaviour you would expect to see from the likes of Cameron Diaz is it? Kerry Katona maybe, but not Cameron!

Worry not though, Diaz wasn’t just sticking her middle finger up at any old random when we caught up with her in LA yesterday; actually she was just filming for her new movie the Bad Teacher in which she plays a teacher who likes to swear a lot. Sounds hilarious.

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It’s hardly surprising that Kerry Katona was all smiles as she left her home in Cheshire a few minutes ago and headed to her local gym.

Last year it seemed like things couldn’t possibly get any worse for the reality TV star after she was filmed allegedly snorting cocaine, but a few months have passed since then and now she’s ditch her loser husband, signed to CAN management and lost a shed load of weight things are finally on the up.

This week she’s gracing the front cover of OK! alongside Peter Andre and inside the mag she admits she’s always loved Katie Price’s ex-hubby but her feud with Jordan stopped them being friends. She said:

"I’ve never had any qualms about him. Pete isn’t one to believe everything he reads in the press or slag people off if he has no reason to."

But the her hatred for Katie shows no sign of subsiding as she joked:

“Doing an OK! shoot with Pete would be the best revenge he (Pete) could get on Katie – it would p*** her off so much.”

Oh children, isn’t this getting a little bit boring now? Katie Price has a long list of enemies and it seems like CAN is trying to sign them all up just to rub her nose in it, who’s next on the hitlist? Jodie Marsh?

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She’s won Big Brother, she’s had a couple of boob jobs and she’s done some glamour modelling; what else can Sophie Reade possibly do to further her “celebrity” career we wonder?

Well as any glamour girl with half a brain knows (which isn’t many we’ll tell you that much), the best way to get your picture in the paper (other than on Page 3 that is), is to date a footballer.

Sadly Sophie Reade only has about a quarter of a brain so instead of aiming for a premiership star, the BB winner has ended up possibly dating a former-footballer’s son (which we suppose makes her a semi-WAG if you will); last night we caught up with Sophie venturing out with new love interest George Linekar (son of Gary) in London after the pair had attended the Walkers Crisp World Cup campaign party together.

We should imagine we’ll be seeing a lot more of these two together in the coming months. Oh joy of joys…

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Blake Lively vs. Beyonce. Gossip Girl vs. Sasha Fierce. It's a fashion face-off for the ages ... or at least a Tuesday morning in March. But a hot morning now!

The Gossip Girl cast member got a leg up a lacey Dolce & Gabbana dress at a recent premiere, while Beyonce took the same one to the stage just last week.

Nope, she's not pregnant. Beyonce, that is. Neither is Blake, but she wasn't the subject of such rumors for the past week and a half. Nope, no baby bump.

Anyway, who looked more fantastic in the frock? Vote below!

This dress is totally hotter on ...

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Paul Daniels probably thought all his Christmas’ had come at once when he found himself sandwiched between Girls Aloud hottie Sarah Harding and Saturdays babe Una Healy at last nights Walkers Flavour Cup launch.

A whole host of stars including Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, Nikki Grahame, Imogen Thomas and Sophie Reade, joined Gary Lineker the face of the nations favourite crisps, as he helped launch the brands biggest ever ad campaign.

15 limited edition flavours including English Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding, French Garlic Baguette, Japanese Teriyaki Chicken, Dutch Edam Cheese, Brazilian Salsa, Argentinian Flame Grilled Steak, American Cheeseburger, Australian BBQ Kangaroo, German Bratwurst Sausage, Italian Spaghetti Bolognese, South African Sweet Chutney and Spanish Chicken Paella have been released and Walkers want you to vote for your favourite online.

Which ones will you be trying? We like the sound of Spanish Chicken Paella, oh and English Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding sounds good as well, actually, who are we trying to kid? We know we’ll try every single one.

But anyway, before we forget a special mention should go to Jenny Frost and Zoe Salmon as the worst dressed celebs last night, why? Well, Zoe was sporting a nice LBD with cutaway panels, but she couldn’t really pull it off and Jenny? Well, Jenny has a new haircut, which looks just like a wig. Nice.

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Crystal Bowersox is a front-runner on American Idol this season.

But behind her soulful singing lies a difficult childhood dealing with diabetes, divorce and a father behind bars. Following her diabetes diagnosis at the age of six, things worsened still for the Ohio native when her parents got a divorce.

Not only did Crystal Bowersox witness a brawl between her mother and new stepmom, but a fight between her dad and 15-year-old stepbrother over the youngster’s school record and attitude landed her dad in jail on domestic violence charges.

Are we looking at the next American Idol right here?

“Her dad’s predicament was especially rough on Crystal; she was always Daddy’s little girl,” her step-grandfather, Wally Kline, told Star of Bowersox's tough beginning.

That's very sad, but we're just glad she's come out of it fine, and was able to channel such difficulties into music that's captivating us week after week on American Idol.

We expect more of the same this evening!

Sarah Palin’s nemesis, nude model and her daughter's former fake fiance Levi Johnston does not hold back when it comes to Alaska's most famous family.

Recently, he weighed in on the former Vice Presidential candidate’s new reality show, saying it's going to flop ... compared to his own unnamed TV plans.

"Good for her but mine (show) is gonna beat it," Johnston said at Perez Hilton's birthday bash at LA's Paramount lot. What is "his" show exactly? Unclear.

And unimportant, for the most part, since as long as Sarah Palin does anything, and someone asks Levi Johnston for comment, we will get funny clips ...

I'MMA SMACK YOU: That's what Sarah Palin's thinking now, anyway ...

Sarah Palin's Alaska is about to make her the newest star of Discovery's TLC network, joining the ranks of Jon Gosselin, Kat Von D, the Duggars, etc.

The "travelogue" about our 49th state is being executive produced by the former Alaska Governor herself along with reality TV kingpin Mark Burnett.

Whatever. Now if someone got Levi Johnston and Sarah Palin in the ring for some celebrity boxing on pay per view, that would be worth tuning in for.

Same goes for a Sarah Palin-Elisabeth Hasselbeck throwdown. For the time being, we'll have to live with clips like this of Levi sort of taunting her ...

Levi Taunts Sarah

Having been conspicuously absent from celebrity gossip blogs and keeping a relatively low profile on Twitter for weeks, Tila Tequila finally turned up Sunday ...

... on The Cleveland Show.

We've got nothing, except to note that Charlie Sheen also made an appearance on Fox that night (with classic Family Guy quotes) and these quick points:

• The quiet has really been rather nice lately
• She looks hotter here than in real life ...

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As Cheryl Cole left a recording studio in North Hollywood last night she was clearly pleased to be back in La La Land.

Last month, when it was initially reported that Ashley Cole had been cheating on his wife, Cheryl jetted to LA and you probably remember sexy dancer Derek Hough was spotted leaving the Girls Aloud singer’s hotel room in the early hours of the morning.

But this time, Cheryl is doing what she can to avoid being spotted with Derek and despite what you might have read about them planning to record a duet together, we’ve heard from a well-placed source that Cheryl is quick to dismiss any rumours linking her to Hough.

Apparently she’s told friends she just wants to work on her music and not get distracted by reports she’s seeing someone else as there’s absolutely no truth in the rumours, Derek is just a friend and nothing more.

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Yesterday, in a message posted on his official website Ricky Martin wrote, “I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.”

Apparently the Livin’ La Vida Loca singer felt the need to set the record straight, so to speak, after he started writing his memoirs.

Now we don’t know about you, but we’re more shocked by the fact that Ricky is writing memoirs than the totally un-shocking and glaringly obvious news that he’s gay.

But anyway, he also said:

“Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage…

“To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids were born with. Enough is enough.

“This has to change… The word “happiness” takes on a new meaning for me as of today.”

Meanwhile, in some related news, we hear Elton John might be gay as well… oh, we know, we couldn’t believe it either!

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PRINCE Edward's company implodes, while the investment firm of rock royal Bono struggles.

 ACCLAIMED artist David Bromley has long had a fascination with beautiful women - he has painted naked portraits of Megan Gale, Kristy Hinze and Poh Ling Yeow.

VICTIMS' groups have slammed Wayne Carey's TV return, saying networks are irresponsible.

Ricky Martin, who has dodged questions of his sexuality for years now, officially revealed that he is a gay man in a statement on his website earlier today.

The Puerto Rican singer,, who is planning to write a memoir about his life, says the birth of his twin sons (via surrogate) led to his decision to come out.

Ricky's kids were born in August 2008, and similar to Clay Aiken, he says he did not want to live a lie while raising a child ... in Ricky's case two of them.

His coming out statement is well-written and at times poignant. You have to respect the honesty and emotion behind it, along with Martin's reasoning ...

"A few months ago I decided to write my memoirs, a project I knew was going to bring me closer to an amazing turning point in my life.

From the moment I wrote the first phrase I was sure the book was the tool that was going to help me free myself from things I was carrying within me for a long time. Things that were too heavy for me to keep inside.

Writing this account of my life, I got very close to my truth.

And this is something worth celebrating.

For many years, there has been only one place where I am in touch with my emotions fearlessly and that's the stage. Being on stage fills my soul in many ways, almost completely. It's my vice.  The music, the lights and the roar of the audience are elements that make me feel capable of anything. This rush of adrenaline is incredibly addictive. I don't ever want to stop feeling these emotions. But it is serenity that brings me to where I'm at right now. An amazing emotional place of comprehension, reflection and enlightenment. At this moment I'm feeling the same freedom I usually feel only on stage, without a doubt, I need to share.

Many people told me: "Ricky it's not important", "it's not worth it", "all the years you've worked and everything you've built will collapse", "many people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your nature". Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth. Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for my decisions and my actions.

If someone asked me today, "Ricky, what are you afraid of?" I would answer "the blood that runs through the streets of countries at war... child slavery, terrorism... the cynicism of some people in positions of power, the misinterpretation of faith." But fear of my truth? Not at all! On the contrary, It fills me with strength and courage. This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where born with. Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen 5 or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment.

These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn't even know existed.

What will happen from now on? It doesn't matter. I can only focus on what's happening to me in this moment. The word "happiness" takes on a new meaning for me as of today. It has been a very intense process. Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love, acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution.

I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am. - RM