Archive for November, 2008

Lynne Spears Encourages, Praises Britney

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

Lynne Spears has plenty to be thankful for.

In the year, she watched her famous daughter, Britney Spears, go bonkers but crawl back from the brink, and her less-famous daughter, Jamie Lynn Spears, scandalously get knocked up at age 16, only to get engaged and welcome a happy baby.

How did 27-year-old Britney rebound from a pair of forced hospitalizations and a string of erratic behavior, such as a quickly annulled Vegas wedding in 2004, an infamous head-shaving in 2007, and myriad bizarre dalliances with men?

"With a lot of love and care and help," Lynne Spears said Thursday evening, speaking to the U.K.'s GMTV via satellite from New Orleans, Louisiana.

"Sometimes you have to settle down. You have to stop, think. There's a lot of people that care about Britney and love Britney – and she's doing great now."

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While the singer still hasn't regained custody of her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, Lynne had only praise for her daughter's parenting skills.

"Oh she's a wonderful mother – she's funny, she's extremely affectionate," said the Spears matriarch, who's promoting her memoir, Through the Storm.

"[At] home, where there's nobody around, she's very normal."

Fresh off the success of her first single, "Womanizer," Britney is now in Europe promoting her new album, Circus. She's scheduled to go on tour next year.

"I think Britney's just ready to get started again," said her mom. "I think this is when she's most in her element."

Naomi Campbell: Thanksgiving on the Beach

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

Spending the Thanksgiving holiday with her billionaire boyfriend Vladimir Doronin, Naomi Campbell was spotted on the beach in Miami, Florida yesterday.

Miss Campbell and Mr. Doronin looked blissful as they soaked in the sun, though when a paparazzo got a little too close for his liking, Vladimir immediately confronted the shutterbug and tried to wrestle away his camera.

John Mayer Drops by “The Late Show”

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

Enjoying some time in New York City, John Mayer was spotted stopping by the Ed Sullivan Theater yesterday for an appearance on “The Late Show with David Letterman.”

The “Waiting on the World to Change” singer gave a friendly smile to the paparazzi as he made his way inside, wearing a dark sportcoat, black t-shirt, dark trousers, and black leather shoes.

Gwen Stefani’s Family Thanksgiving

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Keeping things simple for the Thanksgiving holiday, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale were spotted with their two sons Kingston and Zuma on a day trip to Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills yesterday (November 27).

The “Wind it Up” songstress and her “Little Things” hubby looked blissful as they spent quality time with their boys, laughing and smiling all the way.

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty: Reunited?

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Spending an enjoyable night out together, Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty were spotted leaving the Groucho private members club last evening (November 27).

The “Factory Girl” actress and the “Brothers and Sisters” stud tried their best not to attract attention by making separate exits, but in the end they were found out to be hanging out together.

All The Insider X Factor Gossip….

Friday, November 28th, 2008
Tomorrow night’s X Factor is without doubt the most hotly anticipated show of the series. Unfortunately, for the remaining five acts our overwhelming excitement has nothing to do with them and everything to do with Britney friggin’ Spears, but we didn’t tell them that when we caught up with them on their way to rehearsals this morning.

So do you want to know who’s singing what songs tomorrow night? Do you want to hear about Britney’s diva demands? Do you want to know who the favourite to get the boot is?? Stupid question really, of course you do!

So the night is Britney themed with each act singing a Britney track and an American themed song. While nothing has been confirmed rumour has it Ruth will be singing ‘I Love Rock And Roll’ and ‘Heaven,’ Alex will take on ‘Toxic’ and ‘Crazy In Love,’ JLS have bagged ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’ and ‘No Air,’ Diana will sing ‘I’m Not A Girl’ and ‘Just Like A Pill’ and finally Eogahn has ‘Sometimes’ and ‘Breaking Free.’ But as we said before it’s subject to change.

This week is also the first time the judges wont have a say in who gets the boot, this time it’s all down to the public vote and the bookies have Ruth Lorenzo as the favourite to go, finally!

What else, what else…

The first show starts at 7.35pm with a performance from Miley Cyrus and goes on till 9.15pm and the second show (the one we’re really care about) is on at 10.15pm, which is when you can expect to see Britney perform.

Unlike previous performers who tend to offer the contestants some pearls of wisdom before the live show Britney wont be partaking and as if that wasn’t disappointing enough for the remaining finalists they’ve also been banned from the backstage area while Britney’s around. No autographs, no photos, 45 minders and 3 dressing rooms (Mariah only had 2!) are just a few of her diva demands. Okay maybe that’s all of her diva demands but saying ‘just a few’ sound so much more dramatic.

The Jonas Brothers: Black Friday at GMA

Friday, November 28th, 2008

It’s the busiest shopping day of the year, and this morning the Jonas Brothers were on hand at “Good Morning America” encouraging all of the Black Friday shoppers to buy their new book.

Nick, Joe, and Kevin were spotted leaving their swanky New York City hotel and arriving at CBS Studios for their GMA appearance to promote “Burning Up: On Tour with the Jonas Brothers.”

The Most Awkward Minute Of Britney’s Life…

Friday, November 28th, 2008

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After Britney Spears performed Womanizer last night at the Bambi awards in Germany, legendary designer Karl Lagerfeld stepped onto the stage to present her with an award. But as the designer did this, he decided to give the singer an impromptu congratulatory speech.

So why was this so awkward? Well it's because Britney basically can’t understand a word he’s saying – and absolutely no amount of smiling and nodding can detract away from the fact she blatantly wants him to shut the hell up. And just wait until you see Meg Ryan’s bemused face staring at them uncomfortably from the audience. Hilarious.

Imogen Bailey poses for Maxim in UK.

Friday, November 28th, 2008

I know, you are probably asking, who the heck is Imogen Bailey? The answer: Why do you care? She’s hot. And she’s exposed in this month’s Maxim UK. And it’s Friday. So this post rules. But if you must know, she is a soap star over there. See, now that you know, still doesn’t matter, does it? I tried to tell you that. Anyways, check out more of Imogen Bailey in Maxim this month. Or fly to London and watch her on her soap. Whichever you find to be easier.

Britney Spears Rocks the Bambi Awards

Friday, November 28th, 2008

With her much-anticipated comeback album Circus dropping this Tuesday (December 2nd), Britney Spears is hot on the promotional trail.

And yesterday (November 27), the “Gimme More” songstress was over in Offenburg, Germany performing her current hit “Womanizer” at the 2008 Bambi Awards.

Hot Rumour..

Friday, November 28th, 2008
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The latest hot rumour doing the rounds is Mary Kate Olsen might be expecting a baby. The teeny tiny fashionista got tongues wagging after she was spotted looking a little rounder, “It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy.”

Ray Winstone Has Strong Words For Alfie…

Friday, November 28th, 2008
Britain’s most stunning celebrity couple Jaime Winston and Alfie Allen have been together for some time now, so we guess it’s only natural that some people have been speculating about whether the pair intend to get married. In fact, even Jaime’s dad – acting legend Ray Winstone - has been thinking about it.

Apparently Ray wants Alfie to ask his permission before proposing to his daughter - or he’ll feed him to his pigs.

"I think Alfie's a great guy. I like him” joked Ray, “but if he wanted to marry Jaime, he'd have to come and ask me first or I'd tie him up and feed him to my two pet pigs. I'm the greatest dad, but I'm very protective."

Gosh, he sounds like an intimidating potential future in-law to have! Anyway, speaking of two pet pigs, we caught up with Alfie and Jaime out and about in London town last night.

Winehouse Discusses Divorce Proceedings…

Friday, November 28th, 2008
Whilst hubby Blake still remains in rehab and Amy’s holed up in a London clinic we’ve been hearing reports the troubled singer has asked her father Mitch to get her lawyers to come to the clinic to discuss possible divorce proceedings.

We feel like we’ve heard all these stories a thousand times before so until we hear it from the horses mouth so to speak we’re going to reserve judgement.

In the meantime have a flick through our gallery of pictures showing Amy and Blake in happier times. Aw, the good old days....

The Cruise Beckham Circus Continues…

Friday, November 28th, 2008
After going for a meal together the night before, the Cruise and Beckham family decided to spend Thanksgiving in each other’s company as well. That’s a basically 24 hours in Posh Spice’s company – fun, fun, fun.

For their day out the Cruises, with Suri and Tom’s adopted children Connor and Isabella, took the Beckhams, with their three boys, to watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade from the Trump International Hotel, after which the group strolled through Central Park to see the Big Apple Circus.

The two families finished their afternoon outing with a carriage ride through the city.

Jade Goody At Winter Wonderland….

Friday, November 28th, 2008
Jade Goody is making the most of her three weeks off from chemotherapy treatment for cervical cancer, by taking her two boys to Winter Wonderland in London’s Hyde Park.

Despite her uncertain future the reality TV star appeared to be putting on a brave face as she enjoyed the Christmas festivities with her son’s Freddy and Bobby Jack.

Jade recently revealed that even though she’s having a short break from treatment she’s started getting bald patches on her head and she’s finding it hard to come to terms with losing her hair.

“It's literally doing my head in! Because it's so short, I can't really disguise the patches. I'm going to look like a hard-boiled egg, but it doesn't really matter. Life and health are far more important than having hair.”

Well with all things considered, we think she looks pretty damn good.

Is Naomi Campbell Engaged?

Friday, November 28th, 2008
Lately we’ve been hearing a little rumour that Naomi Campbell is engaged to her Russian boyfriend Vladimir Doronin.

Apparently the temper tantrum prone model was spotted sporting a sizable emerald and diamond ring on her engagement finger just the other day. A source sat close to the star at the time said:

"She was very pointedly looking at her ring and admiring it."

Well only yesterday we caught up with Naomi sunbathing (and canoodling) with her boyfriend on Miami beach, and try as we might, we could not see a ring on her engagement finger. Does this mean that people have been telling us spurious lies?!

But the again, would you really wear an expensive diamond ring whilst sunbathing on a beach? We don’t know what to believe, what do you think?

Look Who’s Back In London…

Friday, November 28th, 2008
Is there no end to Peaches Geldof’s talent? As well as being a writer, a part-time DJ and occasional presenter, Peaches can now add fashion designer to her ever-growing list of immeasurable endowments.

The beaver faced star has just designed a range for top fashion label PPQ, and last night we caught up with the “designer” attending the launch of her new collection at Movida. After the launch Beaver and her hubby headed over to Bungalow 8 to celebrate and didn’t get back to their hotel until the early hours of the morning.

Peaches’ new collection is thought to be heavily influenced by the increasingly popular gothic-trend. Which is odd really, because in the star’s recent column for Nylon magazine she said:

“Most people who know me know I don’t follow fashion. I mean, I just dyed the tips of my hair blue for God’s sake.”

That’s right Peaches, you’re totally alternative in an adhering to trends kind of way…

OMG It’s Britney Performing Womanizer….

Friday, November 28th, 2008

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The last time Britney Spears took to the stage it was to perform Gimme More at the VMA’s and we all know what happened there.

Thankfully last night’s performance couldn’t have been more different and it gives us great pleasure to report she was in fact a storming success.

Hot on the promotional trail for her upcoming album Britney took to the stage in a circus inspired costume and considering the lifeless crowd we think she did a pretty good job.

But then again we’re so excited that she’s on her way to London right now she could have performed in her pyjamas last night and we’d still be giving her the thumbs up, you see we’re fickle like that. As soon as someone comes to London we love them about thousand times more, except for Jodie Marsh she’d have to leave for us to love her.

Spicks and Specks is spick and span

Friday, November 28th, 2008

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WHATEVER happened to the old adage: “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”? ABC success story Spicks and Specks is finishing up its fourth season this year and has attracted roughly 1.2 million viewers or more every Wednesday night. Australia loves it. The team of Adam Hills, captains Myf Warhurst and Alan Brough love it. So why mess with a winning formula?

Series host Hills told AAP today:

“I would imagine we’ll try and change it up a little bit for next year. The main thing is just fighting getting stale, which I don’t think any of us have yet. We’ve got to constantly keep ourselves interested because if we start getting bored then the audience will start getting bored.”

The Nerve thinks the series risks jumping the shark by heralding an impending malaise among its panel members. Seriously, if Hills think trying to head off a ratings slump by turning the show into something else is a good idea, maybe it’s perhaps because he’s really just getting tired of the show? The last thing the show needs is a Big Brother or Australian Idol-esque overhaul. Give the people what they want or quit while you’re ahead.

What do you think? What makes the series successful? How could they improve on the current format? Tell us.

Dancing with the stars finally over.

Friday, November 28th, 2008

and more news from this Youtuber, What the Buck. This guy has a lot of energy. Anyways, there is some Spencer and Heidi news in here also, basically them doing fake stuff. Surprise! Oh yeah, don’t forget to get out and go shopping today. Really enjoy those crowds at the malls….yeah right….

Aubrey O’Day goes to Playboy for help.

Friday, November 28th, 2008

When all else fails, take your clothes off for Hugh Hefner. And by fail I mean have P-Diddy give you the boot on Danity Kane.Here is more from TMZ.

TMZ spies say the Danity Kane has-been spent all day at a Manhattan photo studio doing a spread for Playboy, and we’re told hotshot photog Markus Klinko was the guy who had to look at her naked body all day through the lens.

That’s the right attitude Aubrey, way to salvage a career that really never-was. Although, Hef is still cooler than P-Diddy, no matter how old he is. And, Aubrey has a very nice rack. I guess a lot of things are going for her in this case.

Natalie Portman likes to “do it.”

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Natalie Portman turned down the play, Doubt, and playwright Patrick Shanley says its because she doesn’t really get celebacy. And that my friends, is awesome.

“I’m trying to think of what the etiquette is on this,” Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, “Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn’t understand celibacy.”

I wish my prom date in High School would have been similarly confused. More pictures of Natalie Portman chatting it up on her cell phone, probably about having sex.

Caroline Pal: Michael Phelps’ Girlfriend!

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Michael Phelps is virtually impossible to catch up with in water.

But Las Vegas cocktail waitress Caroline "Caz" Pal has done the trick on land, reportedly nabbing the Olympic champion as her boyfriend.

Following rumored romances with Nicole Johnson, Carrie Underwood and Stephanie Rice, the world record swimmer has taken Pal home to meet his family for Thanksgiving, People Magazine reports.

"She's there [in Maryland] meeting his family for the first time," a source says.

The couple has been together for about two months.

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Caroline Pal and Michael Phelps have a relationship that's going along swimmingly! (Sorry.)

TomKat and the Beckhams: Circus Thanksgiving

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Stepping out for another family outing, David and Victoria Beckham joined Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for a stroll through Central Park on Thanksgiving Day (November 27).

Along for the midday adventure were the Beckham’s three children, Cruz, Romeo and Brooklyn, as well as Tom’s three kids, Suri, Isabella and Connor.

Whitney Houston missing Bobby Brown?

Friday, November 28th, 2008

When she isn’t smoking crack or being a lunatic, she is apparently missing Bobby Brown and in the process of getting back together with him. Two crazies really do belong together. It was just meant to be. Happy Thanksgiving, I’d be careful allowing Bobby to carve the crack rock this year. But that’s just me. Here is more from The Chicago Sun-Times.

We’ve heard it before, but folks inside Whitney Houston’s circle of pals again insist the on-the-rebound diva and ex-husband Bobby Brown may be getting back together.
The official word from Camp Houston sticks to to the old line about the divorced couple remaining separate, ”but good friends whose primary interest is the well-being of their daughter.” Yet, several Georgia sightings of Houston and Brown in recent days—clearly looking very romantic while dining together—seem to boost the reliability of what I’m hearing. I’m also hearing that the divorced couple’s daughter Bobbi Kristina is eager for her parents to remarry.

Britney Spears on hardcore diet.

Friday, November 28th, 2008

So Britney Spears is dieting so hard for her upcoming appearance on the British show, X-Factor, that her family and friends are worried and trying to get her to eat more. I guess she wants to lose seven pounds and possible die. At least it seems so.

A source said: ‘She goes to bed hungry and is dieting so hard she’s suffering from insomnia, anxiety, flushes and shakes. Her father and the people around her are trying to get her to eat more, but Britney is determined not to be criticised for having any extra bulk.’

Sounds like my kinda girl.

Kim And Kourtney Kardashian wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Just kidding, they didn’t. But they did walk around all dolled up, tall dark guy in beenie in tow, for paparazzi shots. I mean, it is Thanksgiving, no reason to allow some random pardoned turkey to get all the attention today. I hope Kim doesn’t do too much damage at Thanksgiving dinner, I like the shape, but you know what I mean…..

More pictures of Kim and Kourtney Kardashian….

Liz Hurley has battle scars….?

Friday, November 28th, 2008

What the heck is this all about? Liz Hurley was arriving back with her Louis Vuitton luggage in tow, and check out the shot below of the closeup of her knuckles. They are all scraped and bloody. I feel sorry for that guy. However, I guess my biggest question right now is, what prompted this photographer to zoom in on her hands? If I were zooming in, I would….ok, I should relax, it’s Thanksgiving after all!

Check out all the pictures including the bloody knuckle.

Miley Cyrus Has a Macy’s Thanksgiving

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Celebrating the holiday in style, Miley Cyrus was front-and-center at the annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on Thursday morning (November 27).

Riding along on her “Bolt” float, the “Hannah Montana” starlet looked cute in an off-white jacket with a matching cap, black pants, knee-high boots and a colorful scarf, waving to lined-up screaming fans.

A-Rod Rocks Out with Madonna

Friday, November 28th, 2008

If there was any doubt that Madonna and Alex Rodriguez were an item, last night’s concert at Miami’s Dolphin Stadium may have put it to rest.

According to a report, the Yankees superstar was living it up in the front row of Madge’s sold-out show and even passed the Material Girl a bottle of water after the second song of her set.

Justin Gaston Is Using Miley Cyrus….

Friday, November 28th, 2008
Miley Cyrus’ underwear model boyfriend, Justin Gaston may just be using her for her fame, a source has claimed.

The 16-year-old Disney star met her hunky 20-year-old boyfriend in Nashville earlier this year after Justin appeared on country music talent show hosted by Miley’s dad Billy Ray Cyrus. Since then the pair have been spotted hanging out (in a completely non-physical and totally innocent kind of way) on numerous occasions. But the question on everyone’s lips is: is it a genuine relationship? A source close to Justin revealed:

“He’s got more modelling jobs since he’s been with Miley and is telling people they’re writing songs together so her fans will get interested in his music. You start to think he’s in this for fame.”

But apparently, says the source, it’s not a one way thing: “After her photo leaks, she needed someone discreet and Billy Ray thought this was perfect for her image. They talk up how he is a good Christian like her and he won’t overshadow her like someone like Nick Jonas might.”

Not that we mean to state the obvious, but asking whether Justin Gaston is using his relationship with Miley Cyrus for publicity, is a bit like asking someone whether Dolly Parton sleeps on her back. Of course he is! Or are we just being cynical?

Funnily enough we caught up with the pair on their way back to their hotel in New York last night after a busy day shopping.

Mariah Carey Fuels Pregnancy Rumours…

Friday, November 28th, 2008

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Mariah Carey appeared on the Ellen show in the US yesterday, and during her interview Ellen decided to ask the singer whether or not she was pregnant. Instead of outright denying it, Mariah added fuel to the proverbial rumour fire when she said, whilst giggling: “I thought we weren’t going to talk about that”.

Then when presented with a glass of champagne by the show’s host, Mariah did her best to avoid taking a sip from the alcoholic beverage. In fact as far as we could tell, Mariah said very little to dispel those whispers of an alleged pregnancy. Watch the video and tell us what you think – could she really have a bun in the oven? Ellen sure thinks so...

Paris Hilton: Turkey Day Hostess

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Not letting her recent breakup keep her down this holiday season, Paris Hilton was spotted out running errands in Beverly Hills on Wednesday afternoon (November 26).

After paying a visit to her agent, the former “Simple Life” starlet then dropped by Rite Aid to pick up pictures before touching up her skin tone with a trip to the tanning salon.

Madonna Gets A Special Visit From A-Rod…

Friday, November 28th, 2008
Yesterday a spy informed us that Madonna was spotted getting off a private jet in Miami with her rumoured boyfriend Alex Rodriguez, aka A-Rod, ahead of her gig in the Floridian city.

And last night, whilst Madge was performing in one of her trademark spandex ensembles, A-Rod was reportedly spotted cheering and waving at her from the front row with an adoring gaze on his face.

Quite how you could have an adoring expression on your chops whilst Moany Old Wench is writhing in front of you wearing almost nothing is beyond us - but each to their own we suppose. Apparently A-Rod was sitting so close that at one point a hot Madonna was able to lean forward and accept a bottle of water from him. An onlooker revealed:

“It was easy for him to hand it off because he was sitting in the front row. He was all excited watching her perform.”

And before a performance of her song I'm So Far Away, the star allegedly told the audience: ''I'm sure you can relate about a long-distance love affair.”

Yes, we’re sure you can Madge. Oh, sorry, we meant to say they - we bet they can. Silly us…

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson: Thanksgiving Apart?

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Looking as if they may be spending their Thanksgiving apart, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted out separately in Los Angeles on Wednesday (November 26).

While LiLo was in what seemed to be a sour mood as she left a medical building last night, her DJ lover was already long gone - having flown out of LAX Airport by her lonesome earlier in the day.

Pete Doherty’s A Very Happy Chappy…

Thursday, November 27th, 2008
BabyShambles frontman Pete Doherty had a smile plastered all over his chops when we bumped into him in Paris last night.

Maybe that’s because, we hear, he’s just putting the finishing touches to his new solo album. He must be pleased with the final product because we haven’t seen Pete look this happy or healthy in a long time (well, healthy looking for him anyway).

Robert Pattinson Braves the LA Rain

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

With his hair flailing all over the place, Robert Pattinson was spotted braving the rain in Los Angeles, California on Wednesday afternoon (November 26).

Doing his best to keep dry, the “Twilight” star was shielded from the downpour by an umbrella held for him by a bodyguard as they made their way to a nearby car.

Hot Rumour…

Thursday, November 27th, 2008
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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are reportedly set to tie-the-knot. Apparently the couple want to get married on January 11th, the same day as their daughter Harlow’s first birthday! A source close to the couple revealed: "They want to set an example for Harlow. Nicole and Joel are doing this to seal their love. They want the ceremony to coincide with Harlow's first birthday and be one big joyous occasion for everybody." Awww..

Angry Crowds Boo Paris Hilton…

Thursday, November 27th, 2008
Paris Hilton must have quite low self-esteem at the moment following her break-up from Benji Madden. So it probably didn’t do her ego any favours over the weekend when a room full of excited teenagers booed her when she arrived at a party.

The airhead heiress was appearing in the place of Britney Spears, at and extravagant birthday bash for designer Christian Audigier's daughter. When Britney didn’t arrive, the birthday girl stood up in front of her rowdy guests and shouted: "do you want to see Paris Hilton?" Predictably the crowd erupted into a cry of loud boos, causing Paris to run from the stage in floods of tears.

Here’s a tough question for you: who would you rather have at your birthday party, Paris or Britney? There’s no competition is there really? No wonder they booed! Funnily enough we caught up with Paris getting some photos developed in LA yesterday…

T.H. Gossip Presents: The Biggest Turkeys of 2008

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

What would this traditional American holiday be without family, food, football and reflection upon the things we appreciate the most in life - in our case, some of the biggest turkeys we've had the privilege of covering this year.

With that said, we present our Top 10 Turkeys of 2008 ...

10. John Mayer. A douchebag 364 days a year. Honorary poultry today.

9. Britney Spears. Last year's top turkey falls to #9 by virtue of calming the hell down from February on. The first month of 2008 alone, though? Wow.

8. Miley Cyrus. Anyone who goes topless for Vanity Fair at age 15 and/or celebrates their birthday four months in advance automatically makes the list.

7. Courtenay Semel. She's far from the first E-list celebrity go to great lengths for publicity. Pretending to be a lesbian sets the bar pretty low, though.

6. Adrienne Bailon. Being dumb enough to take nude pics and let them get stolen is one thing. Staging the entire stunt with your loser publicist? Pathetic.

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A collection of some of the year's biggest turkeys.

5. Ashlee Simpson. The zenith of uselessness to begin with, Jessica's l'il sis went and named her kid Bronx Mowgli. Just a "fowl" move all around.

4. (Tie) Sarah Palin, for this heartwarming Thanksgiving video, and her #1 fan Elisabeth Hasselbeck, 'cause no turkey gets ruffles feathers quite like her.

3. Alex Rodriguez. Months without a clutch hit. Railing strippers. Divorcing Cynthia Rodriguez. Referring to Madonna his "f*%king soulmate, dude." Gobble, gobble.

2. Eliot Spitzer. The Governor of New York State apparently thought it was worth his job and marriage to give call girl Ashley Dupre a good "stuffing." Har har.

1. Spencer Pratt. The villain you love to hate from The Hills capped off a hilarious year by eloping with Heidi Montag. Say what you will about him, Spencer plays the celebrity gossip game to perfection, 24/7/365. And we love him for it.

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Katie Price Wants A Threesome With Mel B…

Thursday, November 27th, 2008
Katie Price’s recent interview with OK! magazine is turning out to be her most desperate publicity ploy yet. As well as pretending she’d found her husband cheating on her, during their intimate chat with an OK! magazine reporter the couple also talked about the prospect of having a threesome with Mel B and her husband Stephen Belafonte.

Dismissing rumours that she’s jealous of the former Spice Girl because of the relationship she'd previously had with Peter, Katie said:

"I really like her, even though (Mel and Peter) had a really good sexual chemistry, we're actually friends. When we go back to America, we will definitely meet up."

To which Peter commented: "Well, we'd probably all have sex together. Stephen could film it. Come on Mel, let's reignite the flames."

Katie then chipped in: "Don't be cocky, she might prefer a bit of me."

Gosh, they’re just so controversial. Funnily enough we bumped into the desperate outspoken glamour model leaving the GMTV studios yesterday. As she made her way to her car, a fan presented the star with a 1990’s doll of Peter Andre.

They’re Just So In Love…

Thursday, November 27th, 2008
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are just so in love that they can’t even make it down a red carpet without kissing each other like a couple of randy teenagers. Sickening isn’t it?

The tactile couple were in London last night for the premiere of Demi’s new film Flawless, and in between posing for photographers on the way into the cinema the pair could hardly keep their hands off each other.

Look we know that Demi is a little older than Ashton, but is that any excuse to make him dress like a middle aged man?

The Beckhams & The Cruises Reunited….

Thursday, November 27th, 2008
After nearly five months of not being photographed together, David and Victoria Beckham were reunited with their Scientology loving pals, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, for a hedonistic night out in New York.

Ok, it wasn’t hedonistic at all, it was actually rather civilised – we were just being dramatic. The Beckahms and their three adorable children, popped over to NY to watch Katie perform in her Broadway play All My Sons.

After their evening at theatre the Beckham clan were joined by Katie, Tom and Suri for a meal at Il Cantinori restaurant. Despite rumours of a rift between the two families both sets of couples seemed very happy to see each other (well Posh looked her usual miserable self, we’re just assuming she was happy). The two families will also be spending Thanksgiving together today. Well there you have it; all’s well that ends well.

Her Royal Vileness Has A New BFF…

Thursday, November 27th, 2008
Her Royal Vileness, aka Jodie Marsh, found a new publicity stunt best friend last night outside Funky Buddha. Having spent the evening partying at the London nightspot with her “girlfriend” (whose name we can’t even be bothered typing), and Big Brother reject Lea Walker, her Royal Vileness stepped outside to get acquainted with her new BFF; a man painted orange to promote Tango. Evidently the pair bonded over having similar colour tans.

But not content with the media attention she was getting from her new pal, Jodie then decided to give our photographers a real show. After jumping into a taxi, Jodie straddled, and thrust her nether regions against her girlfriend in the back seat of the vehicle. After that, oddly, she then decided to climb out of the window of said cab and point her bum at our cameras. Just a standard night out then…

Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston: NYC Shoppers

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Stepping out for some last minute shopping before the holiday, Miley Cyrus was spotted out with her underwear model beau Justin Gaston in New York City on Wednesday evening (November 26).

Accompanied by her mother Tish and little sister Noah, the “Hannah Montana” starlet and her “Nashville Star” stud stopped by Serendipity 3 as Miley gets ready to perform at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade tomorrow morning.


TomKat and the Beckhams: Family Dinner Outing

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Making for quite the star-studded dinner outing, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes teamed up with David and Victoria Beckham for a family pre-Thanksgiving meal in New York City on Wednesday night (November 26).

Following a trip to the theater for “All My Sons” earlier in the day, the two celebrity couples headed their own ways before meeting back up at TomKat’s apartment a short while later.

Demi Moore Premieres “Flawless” in London

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Just flown into London earlier in the day, Demi Moore and husband Ashton Kutcher hit the red carpet at the UK charity premiere of her new movie, “Flawless,” on Wednesday (November 26).

Prior to the Odeon Covent Garden screening, the cute couple mingled with guests at a swanky cocktail reception to loosen up for the night’s festivities.

Ashley Tisdale: Rainy Day Shopper

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Not letting the blustering rain ruin her plans, Ashley Tisdale was spotted out for some last minute pre-Thanksgiving holiday shopping on Wednesday afternoon (November 26).

Sporting a black hooded jacket to keep her coif dry, the “High School Musical” starlet took cover as she made her way to Planet Blue in Beverly Hills.

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady: Goodwill Helpers

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Doing their part to help bring a brighter Thanksgiving to those in need, Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady made an unannounced appearance at Goodwill’s HQ in Boston to serve up turkey dinners to nearly 400 job trainees.

“Gisele was most gracious, speaking to all the guests,” said Goodwill spokesgal Diana Pisciotta of the German supermodel’s appearance.

Cindy Crawford and Jennifer Love Hewitt Give Back

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Helping to give back to those less fortunate than themselves, Cindy Crawford and Jennifer Love Hewitt were spotted lending a helping hand at Kirk Douglas’ annual Thanksgiving Meal for the Homeless on Wednesday (November 26).

Taking place at The Los Angeles Mission, the two lovely ladies joined the 91-year-old Douglas and his lovely wife Anne in serving up Thanksgiving dinners to the homeless.

Miranda Kerr Yearns For Simplicity

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Victoria’s Secret Angel Miranda Kerr’s life is full of glamour with her actor boyfriend, Orlando Bloom. But the Australian babe wishes for much more simplicity in her life.

The Aussie supermodel tells, “My ideal situation would be to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable patch. When this is all over, that’s where I’ll be.”

Chris Brown or Brody Jenner: Who Would You Rather …

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Forget Hayden and Kim. This one's for the ladies.

When rising music superstar Chris Brown and reality TV mainstay / ladies man Brody Jenner square off, we're talking about a serious battle of young hunks.

Who would you rather... you know? Tell us below ...

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Hayden Panettiere or Kim Kardashian: Who’d You Rather …

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Hayden Panettiere and Kim Kardashian. Two stars who have very little in common. Except, you know, gorgeousness and being celebrity gossip mainstays.

It's the Heroes star versus the sex tape star in a clash of the celeb gossip titans. Who would you rather ... you know? Tell us in the survey below ...

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Shenae Grimes Denies Rumors; Still Looks Really Thin

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

So Thanksgiving Day is tomorrow. Will Shenae Grimes sit this one out, if you know what we mean (we mean she's rumored to be an anorexic bitch)?

The Canadian actress says we shouldn't believe the hype, and she has a message for all the haters - ask her before believing what they read.

"Nobody has asked me about it. I really can't help what someone thinks of me because they are reading a paper and choosing to believe it," Grimes opened up to People in an interview, referencing her rumored eating disorder(s).

The 19-year-old Toronto native says the experience of moving to Los Angeles earlier this year parallels that of her 90210 character, Annie Wilson.

"It was huge culture shock," says Grimes, who became celebrity gossip fodder the minute she was cast in the CW remake of the 1990s FOX drama.

Anorexic?

Along with her fellow female 90210 costars, Shenae Grimes has been slammed for being too thin, having eating disorders and being a huge bitch in general.

"It's so frustrating," 5-foot-3 Shenae Grimes says, noting that she does not have an eating disorder, but had a close friend struggle with one for years.

"Meet me in person and you can't say anything ... No bones sticking out. Just because people are calling you skinny doesn't mean I'm like, 'Yay!' No! You're telling me I don't look right. This is me. This is my body - I have accepted it."

EDITOR'S NOTE: Those look like ribs to us above. Just saying, Shenae.

As for being a diva and a party girl, she shrugs that off too.

"The hours I work, I can't be. These are stories written about everybody. Of course we're new girls on a hit show so we're plopped into little boxes. And people buy it. It makes me second guess anything I've ever read about anybody."

Spencer Pratt Issues Statement on Wedding

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

The Hills’ star Spencer Pratt released a statement to The Associated Press, laughing off suggestions that his secret wedding to Heidi Montag is a sham and insisting that the marriage is 100 percent legitimate. Here's what he says:

“We had a beautiful ceremony here at One & Only Palmilla officiated by a minister and photographed by the hotel photographer. We’ve never been happier."

He added, regarding the legalities: "And, like other elopements that happen outside the country, we will take care of the legal details when we get home.”

Well, that sort of clears it up. Save for the many unanswered questions.

Mr. and Mrs. Heidi Montag

Meanwhile, The Hills executive producer, Liz Gateley, said footage from the "surprise" wedding will be included in the reality show's upcoming fifth season.

“MTV is currently filming Heidi and Spencer in Mexico, as we were expecting to capture them on vacation,” Gateley says.

“Fans will be able to see footage from the ceremony in an upcoming episode, and we will continue to follow the newlyweds’ relationship as it plays out in real life.”

That's all good, as long as we don't have to watch Spencer Pratt recite his cheesy wedding vows. That might cause sudden, involuntary projectile vomiting.