Victoria Beckham’s children are smart
WHEN your mum and dad are one of the showbiz world’s most powerful couples, it must be so easy to fall into a kind of fanciful stupor. Lulled by a big-spending, accessible environment, celebuspawn often mimic the (often disturbing) traits of their high-profile parents. How refreshing it was for The Nerve to hear Brooklyn Beckham has the common sense to know good music when he hears it. Who knows where his acumen will take him?
Andrea Grimes at Heartless Doll.com has some ideas for future careers of celebrity offspring. Take Suri Cruise:
This could go one of two ways. In the first way, Suri downs the Kool-Aid and competes forever with Violet Affleck for most loopy self-help videos. In the second way, SWAT teams extricate Suri from the inevitable hostage situation (we’re projecting c. 2013) resulting from the final battle between Tom and Xenu. She becomes a celebrity advocate for social workers dedicated to helping children find their real fathers. Stay strong, Suri. And remember, don’t drink from Daddy’s sippy-cup.
Today’s showbiz questions
1. Jude Law has a new woman in his life. Who is it? (Click here to find out)
2. Why do the police want to chat with Gerard Butler?
3. Who called Tom Cruise a maniac?
4. Why is Channel Seven upset with Today Tonight host Anna Coren?
5. What’s opening at the movies this week?
6. Who sang at the funeral of Australian Idol star Levi Kereama?
7. What happens when a schoolgirl agrees to a steamy shoot on Make Me A Supermodel?
8. Is Jamie-Lynn Spears pregnant again? Here’s the truth
9. What is Eva Longoria’s sexy new look?
10. What happened at Beyonce’s secret wedding?
11. What did Mischa Barton say about Posh Spice’s fashion sense?
12. Which former 90210 star has agreed to help out on the new series?
13. Who’s been tipped to direct Pirates 4?
14. Which latest non-celebrity has said no to Playboy?
15. Which gay actor has been found dead in an apparent suicide?
16. Why are the Foo Fighters upset with Senator John McCain?
17. Which celebrity tried botox and hated it?
18. Which singer/songwriter has been commissioned to write his first opera?
19. Have you read the Nailin’ Paylin porn film script?
20. Britney Spears goes near a car ... guess what happens?